[sockablock]

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

[itsmyturnonthegender]

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

[bucketofdeltav]

Sometimes I look at a thesis presentation and I go ‘I know exactly how much mayonnaise you had to eat out of the jar at 3 am to pull this shit off’

[fuckyeahfightlock]

We need to get regular porn back on this website.

[silly-little-pal]

[mollyjames]

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

[mollyjames]

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

[mollyjames]

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

[mollyjames]

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

[mollyjames]

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

[anneofgreengaybles]

this is a huge huge huge fucking deal. it does not fix everything and there are certain spending related EOs in effect, but this is a genuinely good thing that happened, and it happened because people were loud about how completely not just wrong but illegal it was. Keep being loud. Do not ever accept things like that spending freeze lying down. Make the fascists regret trying to fuck us all over. Give them hell

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[vague-humanoid]

[pmd-stardust]

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

[urgetocreate]

Jeremy Miranda, Greenhouse at Night

[the-stray-liger]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

[the-stray-liger]

"Im not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward

[the-stray-liger]

"Im the bigger person" I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch

[fluentisonus]

how many elizabethan people do we think spontaneously realized they were lgbt after watching twelfth night be performed

[fluentisonus]

imagine being a repressed teenager in 1602 and going to the theatre to see the new play that's being put on and it's about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a woman disguised as a man who both the man and the woman fall in love with, and because it's elizabethan england both the woman and the woman disguised as a man are played by young men. I would have turned transgender on the spot I think

[shynestar]

[the-pen-and-the-pistol]

[queenmoriarty]

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

[antoniettabrandeisova]

Portrait of Lady Sunderland (detail) 1786. Joshua Reynolds