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[youcannotkillmeiamsubhuman]

Now that Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is out, we can wait for the EPIC: The Musical movie, and then have to deal with people saying "We just got The Odyssey, why are we getting another adaptation?"

And all the people complaining about Lupita Nyong'o playing Helen are gonna have their heads spinning at Puerto Rican Odysseus, Polites wearing glasses, Black Eurylochus, Black Antinous, Black Ares, British Circe, and British Hermes.

And all the people complaining about Robert Pattinson Antinous saying "You're pining for a daddy you didn't even know, like some sniveling bastard" are gonna have to deal with the What Saga and Holy Moly.

Can't wait.

[panthermouth]

the unimaginable

[thezachy]

Yeah so we Barovia has been released and I am going to cry my eyes out

[thezachy]

Happy pride month to all the divas and happy international children's day to all the immature haters whoose frontal lobe haven't really developed yet!

[thezachy]

Mandalorian and Grogu spoiler

Mando went to kill the Twins and he flew a ship into a building to do so btw.

[gu3rrillag0th]

Darth Vader always pisses me off bc I know it's Anakin's bitchass in there. You're cool with me, Maul. I get it. Bitchass Anakin.

[thezachy]

The realest post out there

[cyartomad]

I’m just really curious what the consensus is here

If Maul time traveled and met initiate/padawan Kenobi, would he:

try to kill him as usual

try to recruit him as an apprentice

Voting ended onMay 21

[thezachy]

The Maul-Kenobi paradox. I think he'd just explode.

[junofficercore]

The Squids - One Way (Deluxe) Track titles!!

This isn't a part 37, just the tracklist :))

[thezachy]

That sounds like a fun DnD session of friday.

[thezachy]

I like to think Vader knew 0-0-0 and Black Krrsantan were going to save Aphra from dying in space.

She knew too much for him to let her near her and it's much easier to say "uh yeah I tried to kill her, not my fault she survived" than to explain "yeah i mayhaps let her go" to the Emperor.

Maybe it was his twisted way of showing mercy.

[duchess-of-mandalore]

Love to see Maul continuing Pre Vizsla's girl-maxxing routine

(So now Maul’s Mandalorian souvenirs include Satine’s portrait, the kom’rk ship, the tour guide droids, and likely Pre Vizsla’s tea set)

[thezachy]

Maul looked at Pre Vizsla like "Good for my health? My bottom half is made of metal, how much worse can it get?"

[thezachy]

This show ended with Maul on a ship with two orphans for him to adopt btw.

He's gonna be a dad.

[thezachy]

How I've been dodging Maul: Shadow Lord ep 9&10 spoilers because the US got it earlier than Europe and people do not understand labeling spoilers

Consider my timbers shivered

[thezachy]

I love how Maul's calm and collected leader mask has been slowly falling apart.

My guy we know you're traumatized and afraid, it's ok, we still love you.

[lokiusmybeloveds]

"how do we show viewers that maul is in his mid-30s at this point in canon?"

"give him a fucked up knee and make him haunted by the ghosts of his past"

[thezachy]

This.

[dogpuppy]

[thezachy]

I read this in Arthur Morgan's voice and it's funny

[hd-screamer-pics-and-gifs]

Optimus' voice being a much lower pitch when slowed down means that Starscream's voice must have sounded like a chipmunk to the Autobots when he was speaking. I sped up the video to give us a good idea what Starscream must've sounded like to them dfdgd

[thezachy]

ATOBOS MAINAIN PONINON

[thezachy]

When Astarion says "Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit" in BG3, he is wrong.

He did put up with this shit. He put up with worse shit. We killed him robbed his castle. Then disappeared. And now we are about to emerge driving a fucking Nautiloid and commanding an army.

If I was that guy, I'd just give up at this point.