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for people who like me and people like me photo by Keith Huang

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rusty as f*ck and loving every second https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ED9s7pEw3/?igshid=tgc8llhm71n2

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ok i know yr not supposed to wear white after labor day but what about neon (at The Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/B17AGW3JyoB/?igshid=aggsb5rcws8h

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will i ever make the team? will i ever live my dreams? (at Park Slope) https://www.instagram.com/p/B15rdAzp81B/?igshid=r11zer8b960w

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are you sitting around on this lazy saturday, not knowing what you should possibly do with the next 52 seconds? @wearecatmagic CAN FIX THAT PROBLEM!! Go to our IG or 📚 LINK 🥝 IN 🎁 BIO!! 😸 (at Ping Pong) https://www.instagram.com/p/B11_2AxJ8WZ/?igshid=1xb68x45d1p95

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sometimes i forget there are ppl whose entire IG presence is dedicated to looking hot 100% of the time, which i could never do because i am not a fan of lies, but i am a fan of cookies (at Somewhere Up In The Sky) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rrq7Lpwm2/?igshid=1lqfza3zzos0m

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or it could have also lived in my phone forever, was the other option (at Android Enterprises) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1YbNm8Jg4f/?igshid=162l9fzz9cobl

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freedom, thy name is Jetta . . (yeah. i bought a car. woo hoo!) (at Sherman Oaks, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1VMsP5pgc9/?igshid=19mxelfe9mqxd

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WOW A NEW ONE?? FEATURING YA GIRL YELLING AND RUNNING?? 🤡🙌🤳👯🏻‍♀️ once again promoting my hard work at the absolute least opportune times, plz take 43 seconds out of your saturday eve and click the LINK IN MY BIO to watch on #youtube (and like/comment/subscribe while ur at it!) AND/OR head over to @wearecatmagic for the same experience!! (at The North Pole) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1SIZjWpu2u/?igshid=a0umjcg3p1ov

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beach day w/my tiny boyfriend who i carry in the palm of my hand and to whom i feed one tiny shell macaroni noodle filled with sauce at a time because for him it is like a giant bowl of gazpacho (at Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1LrvE_pd4g/?igshid=1n5t5xm2es4wr

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maybe once before the end of this series ill actually post one of these on time.!?! or i wont. ANYWAY go to @wearecatmagic or click the link in my bio to see our LATEST AND GREATEST vid proving that i am not only smert but also a GREAT dancer (at Scranton, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1IZm88JxLJ/?igshid=nztevh3qpsbu

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POOL 🐟 https://www.instagram.com/p/B1GFpB2JAlT/?igshid=1jzdsd0i7or2p

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Ok people. This is our new video. And by new i mean from THURSDAY OOPS OOPS OOPS!!! Anyway, please watch! It's LESS THAN 1 MIN LONG 🕛 Go to @wearecatmagic 😸 OR link in bio. LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE, MKAY?? . . . #LIKE #COMMENT #SUBSCRIBE #youtube #elevator #comedy #funnyvideo #comedyvideos #officejargon #officehumor #hahaha #theoffice #oops #wrongtryagain #nope #epicfail #mefailenglish #shetried https://www.instagram.com/p/B0zubN_p9SO/?igshid=1iewq47ev94lf

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Thomas Jefferson, The Turkey. ❤ I love him so much. I didnt know a turkey could have so much personality, but this guy definitely does! He let us pet him, and lowkey followed us around for much of the time we were there. @pagepardo said she could tell he was thirsty but he wouldnt go inside or get a drink because he wanted to hang out and show off, puffing up his feathers to look cool for us. His weird brain looking head is really smooth and soft, and check out the last 2 pix for evidence of something else i did not know: a turkey can CHANGE COLORS!!! ❤💙❤💙 We disassociate meat from being actual animals-but when you have a turkey sandwich, it comes from slaughtering one of these sweet goofy little guys. When you put a turkey on your thanksgiving table, it's a dead bird; same as if you cut the head and feet off a dog, skin it, and put it in front of your family. So, do what you will, but at least recognize where your food comes from, and make choices about what you eat instead of being willfully ignorant. 🦃❤🦃❤🦃 . . #farmfridays #thisiswonderlland #turkey #cuteanimals #vegan #animalsarepeopletoo #cuteturkey #meatismurder #chameleon #colorchange #redandblue #blueandred #farmlife #loveanimals #thomasjeffersontheturkey #waybetterthanthomasjeffersontheperson https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rk70eJ8ZH/?igshid=1x8e5plkv3isx

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETHANY!!! You are the bestiest friend ive ever had. I never had a sister but i grew up and got you, so #win! 🎉 Thank you for being so generous, encouraging, funny, supportive, and fun. Not everybody has a friend who will fly to the midwest to see you in a show, then a week later let you take over their living room in Brooklyn. BUT I DO! 🍦 News flash, everyone: i am not always "nice" or "easy" to be around, but this woman would still do anything for me. I'm excited to finally be Catmagic-ing all over the place this year, and am excited for more and to see what awesome projects you'll be working on next. 🍩 Im so glad i got to see you enough that almost all of these pix are new this year. I hope in particular you enjoy a little trip back to our days of music gigs (with @kimvogels trying to reach that mic which is basically at a child's height!) and i cant wait to do more of that too. 🎶 HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND LET'S CRUSH THIS NEW YEAR!!😻💗❤💛💚💙💜💝 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0kpeQXJqX1/?igshid=182uguzjf5k5z

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miss my colorful hair . . . #happymonday #pinkhair #rainbowhair #colorfulhair #beachbod #augustvibes #brooklyn #brooklynbabe #latesummer #throwback #nude #nakedmonday #topless #noclothes #allalone #aloneinmyroom #buymeacarandillsendyouthebottomhalf #amijoking #findout #lolbye (at Park Slope) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0hMePRpEiO/?igshid=1ra1ouk95p37p

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IT'S HEEEERE! EPISODE 2!! Starring @nikburdman and me and @twizzlers 🎉 . FOR FULL VID VISIT LINK IN BIO or go to @wearecatmagic . 💜your comments and likes are much appreciated to get that #catmagic traffic goin!💜 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WohovpGjx/?igshid=ejcbhlvdqxp7

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come see the softer side of _______ . . 📷: @wyohlee . #ukulele #blueglasses #pinklips #surprise #musician #girlswithglasses #blueandgreen #lovemusic #rockstar #musicislife #supercute #headphones #ukulelegirl #ukulelelife #imakemusic #singersongwriters #scardeycat #artsygirl #yep #zoe https://www.instagram.com/p/B0VQfRKJtsT/?igshid=10l2oynuacb4x