incorrect thiam quotes

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Scott: Wow. Your new member Theo is just great!

Stiles: Yes. Bravo on the hot beta, Liam.

Hayden: What? You really think he's hot?

Stiles: Are you kidding? If I wasn't in a relationship he'd be rejecting me right now.

Hayden: Lydia?

Lydia: How do you think he's doing?

Hayden: Am I the only one who doesn't think he's hot? Liam?

Liam: Eh, I mean, I mean he's not unattractive. But hot?

Hayden: Thank you!

Lydia: Now that Hayden's gone?

Liam: So hot that I cried myself to sleep last night.

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Duolingo or Theo Reaken??

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Liam: You know? I think I'm gonna break up with Theo

Mason: What?

Scott: What?

Malia: What?

Lydia: What?

Stiles: What?

Derek: Who's Theo?

Theo: I am. And. What?

Liam: Why are you guys so surprised? It was a joke, we're not even dating

Theo: What?

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Stiles: You've got something on your-

Derek: Where? My face?

Stiles: Not on your-

Derek: My nose?

Stiles: No, it's on-

Derek: Just take it off me!

Stiles: *takes Derek's t-shirt off*

Stiles: Much better

Derek:

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Liam: *fanning himself* I'm so hot

Theo: Yeah, you are

Theo: I mean yes, me too

Theo: No, I meant-

Liam: It's ok, Theo. I think you're hot too

Theo: What?

Liam: What?

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So what if after thiam beat the hunters at the hospital, Liam just put his fist so they can fistbump but Theo looks at him and says “really?” with a little smile and then he grabs Liam’s hand to bring him closer and KISS HIM????????????

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I NEED THIS SCENE IN THE MOVIE. BYE.

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TELL ME THEYRE COMING BACK TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Theo: I'd do anything for you, Liam

Liam: Set everything on fire?

Theo: Sure

Liam: Bite someone?

Theo: Sure

Liam: Murder someone?

Theo: Sure

Liam: My dishes?

Theo: You know you're not that handsome, dude

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Stiles: *nervous* I want us to get married.

Derek: To whom?

Stiles: To us.

Derek: Marry us to whom?

Stiles: Us marry to us.

Derek: That makes no sense. What do you mean?

Stiles: Nevermind.

Stiles: *leaving*

Derek: JUST ASK ME PROPERLY NEXT TIME, YOU ASSHOLE!

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Theo: Take my hand

Liam: What for?

Theo: Balance. Take it

Liam: You're sitting

Theo: Liam, just do it

Liam: *takes Theo's hand*

Theo: *red-faced* Why did you do that? There's people in the room

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Theo: *deleted message*

Theo: *deleted message*

Theo: *deleted message*

Theo: *deleted message*

Liam: ???

Theo: sorry

Theo: i was drunk and i accidentally proposed you last night

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Theo: Bby I'm horney

Liam: Hi Horney, I'm Liam

Theo: C'mon baby, I'm serious!

Liam: Uh? I thought you were Horney

Theo: JUST COME UPSTAIRS AND LET ME RIDE YOU OK? THANKS

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mason: what's the most irritating thing your partner say to you?

stiles: that's too much cologne

malia: that's how girls end up dead

derek: it's inappropriate because i'm your teacher

liam: don't talk black to me

liam: how do you even talk black? end words with izzle?

theo: it's talk back, you idiot

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theo *internally*: everything is gonna be fine

theo *internally*: it's just a crush

liam: hey you

theo *internally*: i love you

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