things that you could do / say to sakamakis to ragebait them ( with a 50/50 chance of death)
takes a lot to get this guy riled up
pretend no to know who mozart is , then try gaslight him into thinking mozart isnt real
take his shoes off when hes sleeping
find some niche game / interest and rig it so you always win by changing to rules and then be like " omg this is so good i just learned this yesterday"
give shu a gift but not reiji and pretend you dont know what you are doing
when he corrects you on something say "someones got their knickers in a twist" ( any corny catchphrase will do )
if he gets angry ask him " why are you getting so emotional?"
when arguing about random things with him just say " oh, you must not be in the know"
ask him what sport would he play if he was athletic
tell him he looks like he couldnt swim ( playing with fire here)
call him "brochacho" or bro .
make random ( but believable) and try gaslighting him into thinking they are true
repeat what he says but in a nerd voice
tell him his hair looks like a pixie cut
tell him he looks like he was homeschooled
anything but specifically anything involving teddy or cake
start hiding teddy in random places and then telling him you dont know where it is
everything is with a 99% chance of death so just try gaslight him whenever you can
you have to be careful here , its got to be something he carnt get off on.
when he talks tell him " i expected your voice to be lower"
ask him how tall does he wish he was
when he calls you little bitch , call him "little fella" or call him buddy , bro , dude or guy . or even " little princess"
when refrencing him in conversation say "the ginger one"
everytime hes near you make faint gagging sounds and cover your nose
say "whats your name again" - first time hell say something pervy, but keep it up ( say it every 3-4 days) hell start getting pissed off
ask him if he reads with his finger
randomly move stuff around in his room and act like you didnt know anything about it
stare at his forehead but all the time ( even better if its only when hes talking
tell him he looks ticklish - then proceed to try tickle him
ask if when he wakes up does he bang his head on the top of his coffin
tell him " whatever makes you feel big and strong"
i also think the " what sport would you play if you were athletic" would do the trick (old but gold)
when he gets angry just smile and nod at him
yes these work on irl men ( and women) too, i gave them free, enjoy