i want to die

☆cassidy•she/her•intp☆

[flowerinaflame]

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

HIS NAME IS MILK TEA

[love]

[auditionwtf-blog]

and onstage in 3…2…1—OMG HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT?!!!

[nerdeas]

Please don’t

[nerdeas]

I’m sorry for this one, I really am

[loloftheday]

Wasn’t me

[talkdrarrytome]

Me: *so tired my eyes hurt and I’m struggling to keep them open*

Brain: hoe don’t do it

Me: *clicks*

Brain: oh my god 

[sky-neverdie]

×We all die anyway×

[andrewbelami]

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

fun fact: me in the white shorts

[majortvjunkie]

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

[whatperks]

this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw

[75orchids]

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

[key-smasher]

[yo-homeslice]

Me before the bootleg: eh jake Dillinger,,, is kinda,, cut,,e,,, I guess,,.., idk lmao

Me after: OMG JAKE DILLINGER😫😫💦I WANNA SEE HIS JAKEY D😤😤👏🏻PENETRATE MY ASS WITH A FRISBEE DADDY💦👏🏻FUCK ME WITH YOUR BOW FROM ARCHERY CLASS😫😤💦👀💦💦👌🏻💦HIT ME TF UP WITH THOSE BIG MUSCLY BISCEPS 😫👏🏻🔥

[neverthere12345]

[phantomrose96]

Cons of being a northerner: it’s cold

Pros of being a northerner: you never need to know a single other topic of conversation. Everything and anything can be about the cold. You don’t even need a personality. Saying hi to a friend? “Wow is sure is cold today!” Confessing to a loved one? “Hey I heard the windchill is gonna be -35 tonight. Haha wild!” Been stabbed in the leg and need to make small talk with the paramedic? “Hey I didn’t even know I was stabbed, since you know the cold was stabbing me already. Hahaha you feel me. Or not! We’re numb. I’m gonna Snapchat this with the temperature filter.”

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.

[i-havealife-deactivated20200703]

you can pry this trope from my cold dead hands

[supreme]

[thefairywzard]

bury your gays

[onesliceofthot]

four bros, chillin in a sandpit, one foot apart cause they’re all gay