If Qifrey came to Beldaruit because of problems with Olruggio.
Qifrey: Father... I have something to say...
Beldaruit: It concerns Olruggio, right? Don't worry, I've made several lists for this. Let's see... first, the list "I'm sorry I am an asshole."
Qifrey: What? No!
Beldaruit: Worse? Okay, I have a way. The second list: "Please forgive me because I lobotomy your...again."
Qifrey: NO!
Beldaruit: You mess up big time??? Don't worry, I've got you. The list: "I beg you don't leave me because I will kill myself if that happens."
Qifrey: NO!!! Uhmmn, I saw Olruggio staring at a seductive dancer.
Beldaruit: ....HAHAHA, You think he'll even look at someone else??? You even think he'll cheat on you??? AHAHAHA...Ohhh my silly boy. Don't worry, he's a simp losser just like you. He's willing to spend over 20 years with you, dedicating everything, willingly accepting no status. He'd never pay attention to anyone else. I bet he's imagining you undulating body in that dancer outfit.
sometimes I’m reminded that there are still people who don’t know ao3 was literally created by incest shippers — and the site’s sole purpose is to 1. be completely against censorship and 2. host all kinds of dark, taboo fics that are banned on other platforms — and the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.
you are in the house that was created by freaks. for freaks (affectionate). every disgusting thing you can think of is rightfully allowed and welcomed on ao3, because they are exactly the reasons why ao3 was created in the first place.
ao3 was created because its creators got tired of censorship, they got tired of dark and taboo fics getting banned on pro-censorship platforms, and they wanted a place that was safe for ALL FICS THAT WERE DARK AND TABOO.
ao3’s main principle is being against censorship and being proship / profic.
there are some things in fiction that make me uncomfortable, but instead of shaming people who are just minding their own business and not harming anyone in real life, I choose to curate my own internet experience by blocking/muting what I don’t want to see. ao3 has excellent tagging system, so instead of being a bitch, use their tagging system properly and you won’t see the things you don’t want to see.
it’s your job to curate what you see. it’s not other people’s jobs or responsibilities to censor themselves for your personal comfort. the world does not revolve around you.
also you cannot censor “only the things you personally hate” without expecting everything else, that isn’t of conservative beliefs, to be censored too. because censorship is a slippery slope and a fascist tool. I promise you there are people who think “why do tags for queer love even exist on ao3? they’re grooming children”.
if you allow the things that you hate to be censored — because someone with enough power gets to control what other people can and cannot create/consume, it will not stop at the things that you hate.
I have been thinking on how Dark Choco Cookie's backstory should be handled in kingdom - Like, I really, really DREAM of a game uptade where Dark Choco Cookie gets his own special episode where it shows his backstory, in the same way Black Pearl got hers and there was this whole ahh event.
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Like, Dark Choco is a very well loved character by tue fandom and is related to Dark Cacao who is one of the game's main characters. I don't think Devsisters had forgotten about Choco like some fans believe; But rather, they might he preparing something big for him that needs a very major focus - Something that couldn't be done in the end of act 1.
Personally, I am happy he didn't reunite with Dark Cacao just yet. There were too many things happening at the end of Act 1 and it would feel too rushed.
My theory is that Dark Choco will come back, help in the Dragon Chronicles and then have his reunion arc with Dark Cacao. Kinda similar to how it's going in Ovenbreak but with proper build-up.
However, I really want something MORE than just Choco reuniting with his dad. I wanna see the details of his past, how his relationship with his father really was and with other cookies too.
There is SO MUCH POTENTIAL in a uptade like that and I had a few ideas of how I believe it would be:
° Game-wise →
• Dark Choco's backstory on a special episode
• "Young Prince" epic costume release
• A Legendary Costume release for Choco (Either the Sovereign of Darkness or something new)
• 2 new epic cookies: Chocolate Bark Cookie and the Second Watcher (If CBC doesn't release in the Dragon's story first)
• A third cookie with other rarity (Special, Guest, or Super-Epic) — A brand new character never seen before. Potentially a mother figure for Choco or the story's main villain like Abalone in Black Pearl's episode.
• Epic costumes for Crunchy Chip, Affogatto and possibly for the new cookies too.
• New Mini-game though idk what would be.
• New kingdom decors related to the Dark Cacao Kingdom
° Lore-wise →
• Contains brief origins for Caramel Arrow, Crunchy Chip, Affogatto Cookie and Chocolate Bark and what was their relationship with Dark Choco and what they were doing in the past aswell.
• Info on what happened to the Licorice Tribe and the Coffee Tribe.
• A deeper look on Dark Cacao's grief, paranoia, and for how long did maintained contact with Hollyberry (As they were the only two ancients still 'alive' GCC, PVC and WLC were missing at this time.)
• A chance to see Affogatto's slow rising to the top as he got closer to DCC and slowly started to manipulate how thinhs worked in the kingdom.
• Dark Choco's quest for the legendary sword and how the heck he obeyed Dark Enchantress's orders when she was still stuck in the other realm with PVC. Also more detail on how the cursed sword actually works.
• The story would start with his birth up until he joined the cookies of darkness, showing how he slowly degraded from a hopeful boy to a bitter, sorrowful man.
• Explain how miserable his life was in the Dark Cacao Kingdom because he mentioned he "Knew no love or sweetness" in Crispia episode 9 Yet Caramel Arrow and the servants were RIGHT THERE??? And he showed some signs of being somewhat happy before, so it would be interesting to see what went so wrong in his life. If the pressure of being a prince and the harshness of his father had made his life so difficult he rarely had moments of respite.
• Show how he met Pitaya Dragon, Purple Yam and Milk Cookie in the different moments of his life, cause it was mentioned he did figut Pitaya once but it's a barely noticeable fact.
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Devsis making an uptade like this just for my fav epic would BE A DREAM COME TRUE though I hardly hope they will ever make something like this 🥹 I'd rather not have my hopes up, but I can still dream, right? Anyways thanks for reading my rant I just love Dark Choco so much and an uptade like that would be SO FUN AAAAAAAAA
Like not everything revolve around your favorite anime and characters.
Just because they have some things in common doesn't mean they are copies of each other.
I know Apothecary Diaries good. But that not mean anime about the imperial harem after that and hot historical male characters are copy of it and Jinshi.
The f*ck somebody see Adult Zuko and Angel costume Dark Cacao and say Jinshi ??? Both was create before Jinshi.
Somebody see new anime about imperial harem " Though I Am an Inept Villainess " and say " Apothecary Diary but villainess or Shu Keigetsu is villainess Mao or Mao and Jinshi child " like bro, mystery imperial harem wasn't invented by Apothecary Diaries; it was a popular genre long before that.
And how many similarities do Shu Keigetsu and Mao Mao have ? Freckle and ??? Nothing else.
Shu Keigetsu not a apothecary, she doesn't have much knowledge about herbs or medicine.
She's hot-tempered and doesn't have a cool head like Mao Mao, she will strike when attacked even if it's not the wisest move to do unlike someone who is humble and calculating like Mao Mao would be.
Mao Mao is not capable of using magic like Shu Keigetsu, I suspect Mao Mao has knowledge of curses like Shu Keigetsu.
Mao Mao is the kind of person who likes... well, let's just say she like stay low and stable, not seeking attention.
Shu Keigetsu will fight with teeth and claws to rise to a higher position, achieve what she desires, and protect what is important to her.
And don't let me talk about Witch Hat Atelier.
Like what the fuck you sau Qifrey are copy of Gojo ? Witch Hat Atelier exist before that.
Somebody say Witch Hat Atelier is copy of Jujutsu Kaisen ???
What do they have in common ?
The f*ck you just say new anime seasons are all copies of the old anime ?
I imagine Dark Cacao's reaction upon seeing Dark Choco in this outfit would be to give him a bag of money and drape his cloak over him, because Dark Cacao mistakenly thought Dark Choco was too poor to afford decent clothing. Like :
Dark Cacao : Take it...no need to be shy. Go buy what you need, like clothes and food.
Dark Choco confuse.
Lol Imagine the cultural differences of Dark Choco, like shock reverse culture.
Some citizen 1 : is he became...play boy ? ( Play boy in here mean f*ck boy not any thing further. )
Some citizen 2 : That's definitely the case, why did he leave his stomach exposed ?
Meanwhile Dark Choco : My line end here because I too insecure to let anyone touch me when I most vulnerable.
Some citizen 3 : Hey Dark Choco, What do you think about..."intimacy" before marriage ?
Dark Choco fully understand meaning hidden beneath the surface,little confused because got asked out of nowhere : I have no opinion on that. That's not my business, But if I had to answer, I think it's pretty normal.
Some old people have heart attack.
Some citizen 2 : What do you think about being in relationships with multiple people at the same time ?
Dark Choco : Romance ? If it's infidelity, that's terrible. But if it's polyamory. If everyone knows and agrees, then it's okay.
Some citizen 2 : Dishonor to you cow, dishonor to you ancestors, dishonor to you !!!!
Note : I didn't intend to offend anyone. As long as no one gets hurt, what you want to do with your body's, your life is your business. I apologize if I offended anyone.
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