Figment of your imagination

None of this really exists, so none of it is really here. But if it was here, it would be things that the figment of your imagination would find interesting, or funny, or just sexy as hell.

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You will never bring me down

You wear the jesters crown

I remain the queen of life

I trample on your false strife

Nonsense spills from your lips

While you try to distract me with your sensuous hips

Pick your clothes up from my floor

As I kick your ass out my door

I briefly thought you were the one

Until I heard my voice say enough we're done

Now watch me thrive without you near

My self esteem has blossomed here

Outside your shadow I thrive and grow

The sun has kissed me and now I glow

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[astrangertomykin]

i realised there was no gender neutral for “my sister from another mister” or “brother from another mother” and so I present to you all “my sib from another crib”

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But have you ever.....

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Feel

I don’t want to.....

you can’t make me.....

Fuck you Moffat.

[historian-bibliophile-deactivat]

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

[veinitas]

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

[snugglehosh]

pls reblog if you love your idols for more than their body

this is for science

[inner]

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

[lesberryian]

That southern United States feel when you’re trying to have a peaceful summer night but the cicadas, they scream,

[curtailedwhale]

Is this real?

[justthatspiffy]

This is real

[mishasminions]

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE LINE IN MY FAVORITE MOVIE AS A CHILD AND BACK THEN, I DIDN’T KNOW ANY SWEAR WORDS, SO I THOUGHT AT THE TIME, THIS WAS HOW PEOPLE GOT MAD. SO WHENEVER I’D GET ANGRY, I’D JUST YELL OUT “YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!” AT ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT PISSED ME OFF. THROWING A TANTRUM? “YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!” PARENTS PUT ME IN TIME OUT? “YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!” STUB MY FOOT ON A TABLE? “YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR”

SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE MOST BADASS LINE EVERY OKAY FIGHT ME AND YOU’LL LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR.

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My guesses for what the Inside Out emotions' jobs would be if they were human

Joy: Kindergarten teacher

Sadness: Grief counselor

Fear: Human resources representative

Disgust: Fashion magazine editor-in-chief

Anger: Gordon Ramsay

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[buckypal-deactivated20140729]

i have been laughing for ten minutes straight because of that comment

[queendax]

This blog is run by someone who is way too attached to fictional characters.

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[wolfvesinwinter-deactivated2017]

Atwell has reported that she was asked by the film company to lose weight for her role as Julia Flyte. It was only when co-star Emma Thompson (who will play Lady Marchmain) heard the news that things got resolved:

Says Atwell: “I went round to Emma’s one night and she was getting very angry that I wasn’t eating all the food she was giving me. I told her why and she hit the roof.” The no-nonsense Thompson was so outraged that she called the producers the next day and threatened to resign from the film if they forced Atwell to lose weight. Faced with Thompson — a two-time Oscar winner — on the warpath, Miramax Films swiftly relented.’ (x) 

[mrv3000]

Can Emma Thompson come in anytime a studio wants to starve an actress and

[dreverybodyilovedies]

Emma’s mentioned before—I forget what interview it was—that she doesn’t believe in having skinny actress just because. There ought to be a REASON for it. So when directors ask her to lose weight for a role she’s like “why? is my character supposed to be anorexic? does she having an eating disorder? is her thinness somehow relevant to her in any way?” and just. yeah. emma thompson, guardian angel of lady actors. o/

[rosebythesea-deactivated2015091]

One of my favorite things about this (besides the obvious) is that Emma Thompson was giving Hayley Atwell food and got mad that she wouldn’t eat it. Before she knew why. 

[roteach]

[dopeybeauty]

you fucking salmon

[madisonbeer-style]

I LOVE THIS