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Sooo can bi girls say the d slur? And the f slur? I've been called both a lot and I just wanna know

kennysblog3-deactivated20191231

No. Dyke, femme, and butch are lesbian terms only. Bi’s have their own terminology.

things-i-care-about

Thank you. What is the bi terminology for d*ke though?

Sooo can bi girls say the d slur? And the f slur? I've been called both a lot and I just wanna know

#lgbt discourse #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtcommunity #bisexual #lesbian #gay #pansexual #ace #asexual #slurs

punch-your-buns-deactivated2021

seems to me like we shouldn't be labelling teenagers based on how frequently they want to have sex or whether or not they've fallen in love during a 4 year period rife with stress, insecurity, abuse, and social ineptitude but maybe that's just me being acearophobic

butterflyinthewell

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

sapphroses

in case i havent made myself explicitly clear before:

this blog is 100% supportive of trans women and trans lesbians

noitsbecky127

what the fuck is going on here

gahdamnpunk

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

knitmeapony

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

kaspbrakcourse

inclusionists find a better argument than ‘they just are’ when asked why aro/ace ppl are lgbt challenge

aphobic-mallek

Same with “they arent heterosexual” because heteroromantic is still straight and viewed as straight by society

exclusionistgodzilla

Or “it’s a sexual minority” bc so are pedophiles and kinksters

fitness01993

Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head.

- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly.

- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it.

- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy.

i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better.

fitness01993

To the few guys I know having surgery this week!

sabertoothwalrus

-the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isn’t too bad.

-after a week or, you ITCH. It’s awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.

the-jingler-deactivated20190219

Here is a guide from a hospital’s website on how to take care of your stitches

boy-milf-supreme

keeping this for when i get my surgery eventually

lemonade-drinking-ghost

Tips!!!

transm3d

I know I’ve reblogged this a billion times but I’m reblogging again to clarify what they mean by “numbness” because i was completely unprepared for it.

you know when you sit on your foot for a really, really long time and it falls asleep, then you poke your foot and you feel almost nothing? That’s the best explanation I have for it. In some places, you may not feel anything at all, but where you do feel it, it will feel very similar to that feeling of not being a part of your body/feeling superficial.

toobadhesfictional

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

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Originally posted by hechosastrologicos

crypticcunt-deactivated20230101

Me, on my way to annoy my friends

the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070

🌊⚧💖passing tips for trans women💖⚧🌊

some trans guy got mad at me for my last post so im gonna do some passing tips 💖

hair and face

the first passing tip i have is for hair is please please dont dye your hair. if you dont do it properly it will die and youll have to cut it back which wont be good. instead use biotin (i think its called?) to grow your hair out quicker and healtier. For face ill link some makeup tutorials on how to femminize your face. if you dont have makeup then try to wear jewlery ie:chokers, earings, necklaces, or other face items like round glasses or eyelashs (they can be bought for like 4 dollars at claires or a dollar store).

2. chest and upper body

one of the best things you can get for chest dysphoria is pushup bras, padding, or a sports bra. somethings thats worked for me that could work for some of you is use socks as padding if you cant afford padding or gels. the way to do it is fold them from tip to back and put it in your bra. it works well for hiding a flat chest or a lack of curves. another thing for curves is to wear waist liners, but dont make them to tight itll fuck up your ribs major.

3. tucking and legs

as a trans women whos goal is to pass tucking is a necisary evil. the way to tuck is to push your balls into theyre sockets and pull back the p*nis between your butt. to keep a tuck in place theres 4 methods ranked from safest to dangerous.

gaffs are special panties made for trans women to tuck tightly and comftarbly. they can cost anywhere from 15 to 250 dollars US. homemade ones can also be made (linked below)

multiple pairs of panties (usually 2 or 3) can be put over the tuck to make it stay (this is the method i use)

duct tape is very dangerous but works so well for things like bathing suits or lingerie. it can however rip skin and cause epidermal damage from the adhesives

and finally is hair ties. yes, some people do this. wrapping hair ties around the scroatal skin can cause blood lose and need for surgery to removed the killed skin.

for legs wear tights and mom jeans to hide a lack of curves (unless you have them).

and for the crescendo

voice:

i will link tutorials below but the best way is to push back your adams apple and speak from the top of your throat and not your chest. practice this on an app like voice pitch anyliser made for trans voice training

please reblog this so all our trans sisters can see💖

-love, alexis texas⛦

rokkit-deactivated20210113

Low-key there isn’t anywhere near as much of this stuff for trans girls in comparison to the resources for trans guys. I’m glad this exists.

rivertalesien

toothless-transmed

IMPORTANT

ylly22

Roger with Mini Freddie

rosiemutual-deactivated20180308

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

yoichooseno

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

closetedguyy

Don’t know the source as I just found it in my camera roll but I’m bored. Just for fun lol.

Transmeds make yours

Hello, I’m Wxhttzm. I am a Demi-tuggen-flux Male who feels strong connection to hoodies. My pronouns are 🥴/🥴s/🥴self. But you can always use catself pronouns!

I am a simple ace-mattnone please dni if you are terf! Thank you <3

things-i-care-about

Hello I'm Xczl. I am a demi-yrreb-flux girl who feels strong connection to glasses. My pronouns are 😞/😞s/😞self but you can always use jellyfish-self pronouns.

I am a simple ace-man, dni if you're a terf.

Thank you <3

pazwrites

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”