Things I Said While High In Bed

Side blog for horny and/or high posts. Plenty old.

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

A vibrator, a heated blanket, Riftrax, a science show, and some porn and I'm basically replaced.

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

"I'm horny, and I love a good hypothetical" sums up the motivators for most of my kinks.

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

Mythbusters episode about driving angry, but really it's Kari gleefully torturing two men.

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

My porn name is Buck Trend.

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots

[dizzy-jizzy]

All pride is kink to bigots

[wellwaterhysteria]

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

[wellwaterhysteria]

yeah thanks. um and if you see that woman who sometimes comes running up here could you tell her that i’m- yeah the one who makes all those deals with god. yeah. could you tell her this is the hill i’m dying on and she needs to find a different one? fuck hang on i can see those two kids with that pail of water again give me a second-

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

My porn name is...

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

The opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is a depressed orc nightmare boy.

[idealistgibi]

[honeysdripppping]

saw my ex mother in law yesterday and she told me how good I’m looking. no shit, I lost 340 lbs… 240 of them being your son, girlfriend 😘😂

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

[deliciousbunni]

like/reblog if you love squishy tummies, adore squishy tummies, think squishy tummies are cute, would kiss a squishy tummy, would love someone with a squishy tummy, and definitely fuck someone with a squishy tummy

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

If the Pope excommunicated J D Vance, how long do you think it would be before MAGA started harassing Catholic churches?

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

John Carpenter's the thong

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

A group of men stuck on a tropical island. The internet is out, no porn! Cabin fever sets in. Tensions are high. Balls are sweaty. There's no relief to be found when a body washes up on shore wearing only a thong...

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

The porn version of Love's Labor's Lost is about three best friends at college doing No Nut November (which is also the title, it has the alliteration). Add in some circle jerk gooning and lusting between the guys as well as the girls.

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

Finals are coming, and they really need to stop being so slutty and knuckle down. They decide to do No Nut November and harness that energy for more studying. Despite his best efforts, one of them is named homecoming king and gets the hots for the homecoming queen.

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

The porn version of Love's Labor's Lost is about three best friends at college doing No Nut November (which is also the title, it has the alliteration). Add in some circle jerk gooning and lusting between the guys as well as the girls.

[you-hrny]

[stephaniebbyxxx]

🥺

[things-i-said-while-high-in-bed]

An ear to listen.

A lap to lay your head on.

A dick to nurse.