Things My Students Say

I work in the toddler room of a preschool, and every now and then, they just say the best things. You can read them here!

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Me: when do you turn three?

Toddler: when I'm done being two.

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Toddler: "I need your help pushing the poop out."

Me: "I'm sorry, I can't help you with that."

Toddler: "Oh. That's okay. My butt will do it."

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Toddler: Why do girls have not a penis?

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Toddler: I have a snowman story at home!

Me: What is it about?

Toddler: It's about a pineapple.

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Me: Do you know what the four seasons are?

Toddler: Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Snow.

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Because I really love you, I'm gonna spend a little extra time with you today.

Toddler

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On the weekend I had a fever, and my sister had a mint.

Toddler

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Toddler: *puts pants on backwards* Oh no! What happened to my bottom?

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Toddler: There's a skunk jumping on my head right now!

Me: I think that is made up.

Toddler: Yeah...me too.

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My skeleton feels silly!

Toddler

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Me: *points to hedgehog* what's this?

Toddler: PINECONE!!!!!

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Toddler: *lines up all the zoo animals, then starts laughing.*

Me: Why are you laughing?

Toddler: They just ate breakfast and now they are all pooping.

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Toddler: *points to mole on my neck* Why you got a booboo?

Me: That's not a booboo, it's a mole, it's a part of my body.

Toddler: *Looks at me, increasingly worried.* Is...is it gonna come get me?

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Hey! I made this blog to post some of the great things my toddlers say (and probably do) on here! I hope you enjoy! No child will be mentioned by name, so yeah.