[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[oceantimeq]

[catchymemes]

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

[imintheleaves]

[theafricanemperor]

You nasty freaks have 1 week to enjoy tumblr

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

Am I the only one who really wants Holt and Kevin to have a daughter? 

And by that I don’t mean I want him and Kevin to adopt. 

I mean I want it to be an average day at the precinct when Holt walks out of his office with a young woman. They shake hands, bid goodbye and Jake walks over to ask who she is. 

“Who’s that? Someone from city hall?”

And Holt just casually replies. “No that’s my daughter.” 

And everyone in the bullpen just stops, stunned. Because he’s never mentioned it before, ever, even in passing. 

“You have a daughter?” 

“Yes, her name is Claire, she is 24 years of age and studying at Jon Hopkins.” 

Everyone turns to look at Amy who’s frantically flipping through six, thick binders, freaking out because she has not even a footnote on Claire’s existence!

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Charles: Amy, how do you not know this?  Doesn’t the captain have photos of his daughter?

Jake: Yeah, I thought you investigated everyone that’s breathed the same air as the captain in an effort to bond with him. 

Amy: I thought she was his notary! 

*cut away*

Holt: Here is your certificate confirming you completed volume one of my mentorship program. 

Amy: Thank you Captain!  So official, it’s even notarized!

Holt: Yes.  Here is a photograph of the notary, Claire. 

Amy: Oh, I saw her in a photo with you and Kevin, I was wondering what your relationship was.  Did she notarize your marriage certificate?

Holt: *looks at watch* Given that it is 30 seconds after official work hours I will permit this single personal question.  Yes she did. 

*cut back*

Jake: You didn’t think it was weird he had a photo of his notary on his phone?  Wait, no.  That’s the sort of thing I wouldn’t have questioned either. 

[urbannoir]

weekend in amsterdam moodboard

[soldohawai]

[softwaring]

[tylerhoesephandtwentydunpilots]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[expensivelife]

[lostasto-deactivated20200406]

[cofficionado]

[jvlioo]

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

[getcultured-deactivated20201101]

Big dick energy

[respectfulmemes]

[love-stone]

Shit…wait…..wow…..tbh, this just turned my world view upside-down…..

[hoytthecougar-deactivated201708]

WAIT WHAT

[serulean-art]

HOLY JEEZ

[hucowgoddess-deactivated2019011]

That’s a damn good positive spin.

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

Holy shit that is an amazing point of view

[markv5]

Заказчик не просто доволен. Он поражен….

[monstermonstre]

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….