Crocs-Bro

"Formally full of potential, currently full of shit."

[orangeis]

[dailytwitterposts]

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[898-deactivated20210515]

[acti-veg]

Just a head’s up, when meat eaters say things like “I’m glad you’re not like most vegans you’re cool about it” what they really mean is “I’m glad you’re silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.”

[radicalduck]

No actually what they likely mean is “I’m glad you’re not like PETA and compare women’s bodies to beef and pork” or “I’m glad you’re not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produce”

[tr1angl3]

see also: “im glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaust”. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and it’s disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.

[emotional-karuma]

Also “I’m glad you aren’t one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the line”

[spacemomalex]

“I’m glad you don’t harass me over my life choices because you’re a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to do”

[cephalopodvictorious]

Also: I’m glad you’re not one of those vegans who lies about what’s in food they’re feeding me when I ask about my allergens so that I don’t have to risk literally dying

[hollowboobtheory]

“i’m glad you’re not literally blaming global climate change on me, personally, for liking cheese while corporations dump pollution directly into the ozone by the ton because it saves them a few dollars”

“i’m glad you’re not getting on a moral high horse about animal cruelty while ignoring the human rights abuses that go into farming your vegan faves like quinoa”

[theleastlunatic]

THAT LAST ONE

[chelseaperetti]

[down-to-venus]

When ICE isn’t cool.

[kamuysaurus]

Kal El…. is literally Hebrew. It means Voice of God. He’s a Jewish illegal immigrant. For a reason. He was written in the 30s.

[aokayinspace]

I mean Superman was literally written as an allegory for first generation American Jews dealing with the struggle of assimilation vs maintaining traditional culture. The birth of Superman as a comic was essentially Jewish Immigrant history.

[siphersaysstuff]

Not all heroes wear capes, but a hell of a lot of supervillains hire uniformed thugs to terrorize innocent civilians.

[shakespeareanqueer]

I’m literally taking a class this coming semester on how the art forms of comics and graphic novels were founded on the IMMIGRANT and “outsider” experiences of JEWISH writers and artists.

[skarchomp]

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

[stability]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that Rupert Grint used some of his Ron Weasley money to buy an ice cream truck and gives out free ice cream to kids

‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”’ (x)

[capacity]

my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery 

[dragonite-master]

Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching it with one finger?

[thedevilscub]

Because daphne was and always will be that bitch

[pr1nceshawn]

Dogs Living The Good Life.

[jacler]

Proof white people like their dogs too much

[ruinedchildhood]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[lagonegirl]

[platypusparfait]

No one:

Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!

[creekfiend]

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

[creekfiend]

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[dictacontrion]

okay i realize it’s funny to imagine a bunch of lawyers scrambling for the monkey bars 

but

judges are more likely to grant parole after their lunch break 

doctors are more likely to prescribe unnecessary antibiotics at the end of the day

decision fatigue makes it harder for everyone to make good decisions about their work, health, and relationships 

having 45 minutes to an hour to just play around in the middle of the day would genuinely be better for everyone