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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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almost home
Doug Jones
sheepfilms
Noah Kahan
Kiana Khansmith
Fai_Ryy
Product Placement
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d e v o n
The Bowery Presents
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Andulka
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
PR's Tumblrdome
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@thinkingabout-boys
Didn’t think this blog would get much traction after the evil clone post but I ended up getting like 30 followers so pinned post ig 🫶
my name is toby ^_^ i am taking over this blog, it wasn’t used much anyways so why not uhh she/he pronouns <3
do i get a sign off or nah
This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
We never have to go back
Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
this icecream sucks ass
THE DAMN THANG JUST SQUIRTED ON MEAN GOT ALL OVER MY HANDS AN MY SHORTS
this icecream sucks ass
THE DAMN THANG JUST SQUIRTED ON MEAN GOT ALL OVER MY HANDS AN MY SHORTS
this icecream sucks ass
THE DAMN THANG JUST SQUIRTED ON MEAN GOT ALL OVER MY HANDS AN MY SHORTS
this icecream sucks ass
i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves
the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.
BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.
but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.
so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..
and then you drink more water or you die.
Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
WINONA RYDER IS A BOSS CHICK
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
that “presidential alert: the girls are fighting” image was literally made for this exact moment it’s almost too perfect
