Kaylie

she/her, pfp by @onebug

[kaylielotl]

hihi pinned post time <3

i'm an adult, but i know better than to post my exact age online.

my name is kaylie!

i use she/her pronouns 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

i may just be a silly little guy, but make no mistake, i am girl

axolotls are my favorite animal (obviously)

pikmin is my favorite game series, wallace and gromit is my favorite film series

pfp by @onebug

twitch, youtube, steam i don't really use any other social media than tumblr

i have a rambling tag: #i should make a tag for whenever i'm just rambling (i made it when i was afflicted with wallace and gromit flavored autism)

an ask tag: #waow an ask (please feel free to send asks! i don't get many, so i'd like to get more!)

and a tag for axolotl posts: #axolotl appreciation tag (also often applied to olms, woopers and anything else axolotl-esque)

i don't always respond to things i'm tagged in, and i don't respond to dms that are just "hi" or that sort of thing.

more serious things below the cut

if you use shinigami eyes, you should read about its history of being used as a tool to hurt and isolate intersex people, transmascs, trans men and anyone who supports these people.

if you use tme/tma you are not my friend, we don't need another binary to fracture our community.

never judge someone by what categories you try to slot them into, your opinion of someone should always be about them as an individual and their actions.

last updated: may 7, 2026

[valdevia]

A lemon pig has been crafted for the New Year, stay tuned for updates of its development :)

[valdevia]

Update 1 month on. He's not doing ok

[valdevia]

Oh.

[valdevia]

Sorry guys I forgot to check in on lemon pig for a couple weeks

So is it normal for rotting lemons to... grow???

[yellowkris]

Yellow Kris

[kyoukorpse]

my eyes are watering.

she's so fucking everything to me.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[creatingblackcharacters]

The way that 5000 Trump supporters and Klan members got drowned out during a really bad storm when they were gonna march in DC... and they had to seek shelter in the- wait for it-

The African American Smithsonian.

The writing hasn't been this good and pro-Black since Charlie got Kirked 🤣 But seriously, like... Imagine! Imagine marching in your hatred and fearmongering, having to seek shelter bc even nature rebuked your presence, AND you had to seek aid in a place where the people you hate... STILL gave you shelter. It couldn't be more obvious.

[blackfilmmakers]

I think if staff couldn’t kick them out, these people should still be forced to write a 3 page paper (each) focused on one exhibit they had to interact with, if they wanted to continue staying

No phones, has to be written in pen, they have an hour time limit

[creatingblackcharacters]

"Change your heart or die" as I hand them the pen and paper

[colonthreedotexe]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 14 hours 25 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[chio-chan2]

HIM 🗣✨️

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[rickybabyboy]

my brushies can i have some brushies?

ID: Orange and white tabby rubbing his face against a hair brush

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[exitwound]

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

[greatwyrmgold]

So she joins a group of flowers, afraid that they'll reject her because she isn't a "real" flower. Just a ghost of a Lightner living a half-life, putting on pretty pink clothes so she can look like the flowers.

But contrary to her fears, the flowers happily embrace her. Despite everything, she's a flower to them. They're all happy she's there! Even if she wasn't born a flower, she's a flower to them.

Mew Pink really is transfem wish fulfillment, isn't she?

[paranoidghosts]

MEW MEW GIRL ☆ CUTIE REVOLUTION!!

[rotre-gaiden]

The prettiest soldier of Asgore's 7 Colored Flowers... PINK!

[queer-as-city-folk]

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

[ironmyrmidon]

During the My Lai Massacre, Americans killed over 400 civilians, gang raped children as young as 12, slaughtered livestock, poisoned the wells, burned houses, etc. Total combined punishment of involved military personnel? 3.5 years house arrest.

[ari3nii]

queer ghost gang