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[colonelmustangsnipples-deactiva]

would you care for a free lollipop?

WOULD I

would you

WOULD I

would you

WOULD I 

would you

would i what

would you care for a free lollipop?

WOULD I

[groovemeister-jared-deactivated]

RADDA RADDA

[jollycooperationbrothers]

Dark souls easiest Boss?

What Boss do you guys find not difficult in the slightest? Excluding pinwheel and the asylum demon, since one is already discussed to be ridiculously weak and the other is the tutorial Boss. I’m also gonna exclude Ceaseless discharge since he can be cheesed. I’m gonna start the ball rolling. The gaping dragon is so easy, the only time I struggled was first play through and then after some coop I got it very quickly. Honourable mention, Gwyn, Lord of cinder. Honestly, if you can parry with a decent amount of success then he’s very easy. A pro tip is block his first swing (right to left) and then the next swing (left to right) is very easy to time.

[thinkingasterik]

The Capra Demon has beat my ass on a number of occasions

[ultra-finalegg-love-blog]

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[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

Dark Souls boss fight

[thinkingasterik]

First time fighting sif

[littlemisstakes]

Ive been really busy with work lately but one crafty thing I got to do recently was throw @jrfry​ a dark souls themed birthday party. It was really fun! a bunch of our friends jumped out and yelled surprise while the majoula theme was playing.

I constructed this amazing bonfire paper craft by orion1189 to use as a center piece. The colorful stand, cake board, plates, table cloth and napkins came from party city. I couldn’t pass up the chance to surround the bonfires with real life estus flasks (name tags here) after seeing how cool the ones at the dark souls cafe looked. The actual estus is sparkling clementine juice from trader joes. I also added some champagne to help party guests boost their confidence before fighting the cake boss.

Alas, defeated party guests were still able to recover their lost souls (you recovered tags) before leaving the party. Why does everyone always seem to die in the same spot?

For all of my sun bros out there, I downloaded a free printable alphabet banner from shanty 2 chic and lined it with this grossly incandescent wrapping paper.

[careful-with-that-ass-eugene]

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

[congalineofdurin]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[thinkingasterik]

Look at this little guy : 3

[geekthegeek]

Bee and puppycat by geryri

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[wilwheaton]

“How to summon a neckbeard.” (via Reddit)

[fonzworthcutlass]

when the pastor’s wife listens to Drake too

[bieberoversexy]

[chikittyxo-deactivated20140619]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET FORFUCKINGEVER I AM CRYING

[onodera-kosaki]

Yeah, I don’t think so either.

[thinkingasterik]

[jessiedrawz]

[thebluereason]

check out this cute ass phone charm I made!

[thinkingasterik]

This is FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

[celeritious]

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

[ultrafacts]

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[absorr]

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

[wizardshark]

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

[scp4165]

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

[pip-tart]

Everyone thinks programmers are so smart but really we’re all just a bunch of crazy duck worshipers.