Untitled and Will Stay That Way

Arts and butts and periodical science puns

[anxietyproblem]

[aitakatta-deactivated20201012]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[kaijuno]

[findingfeather]

FAIR.

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]

[rissalikelisa]

Everyone in the notes being like “UGH why do AMERICANS have to change the NAMES for EVERYTHING!!!” like dudes…flan is what the Spanish called it so that’s what Latin America call it. Which is why we call it flan in the western hemisphere. Which is the same reason we call it cilantro instead of coriander, because that’s the Spanish word for it. Chill out.

[yahenni]

I just wanted to make a Funny Pudding Head Thanos Joke. People come onto my post and tell me a widely-used regional term for a dessert is wrong. I point out that both words refer to the same concept, in different places. Everyone loses their minds. I am so tired of every note being yet another person showing up to condescendingly explain to me that actually, it’s a fruit tart. I know. I don’t care what you call it. You can call it a Burned Sugar Egg Thing. You can call it a Colin Mochrie if you want. People call things different things sometimes. That’s how language works. There’s creme brulee in the google image search. I know. Google put it there. Please. Look at Custard-Head Bad Evil Man. His face is a dessert. In the movie, his face wasn’t a dessert, but in the image, it is. That’s slightly entertaining. It says Flanos above him. That sounds like his name but also like what some people call a dessert. Know peace. Breathe. Please. My crops are dying. The well has run dry. The mine is empty and all the workers have left the town bare and uninhabited. Finally, dejected, I ball up my 3 plaid shirts in a handkerchief, tie it around a crooked stick, and slowly trudge along the train tracks, into the sunset. Time passes with all the slow inexorability of a glacier. The roof of my little shack caves in, and the once-bountiful fields lay fallow and dry. The pavement cracks. In 30 years, people will speed by on the freeway, only sparing a half-glance at the faded facades of empty storefronts, memories themselves bleached away by the unforgiving, unrelenting sun. In time, the buildings themselves crumble. The crows who perch on the rusted sign by the forgotten turnoff caw uncomprehendingly, never reading the faded words spelling out:

Welcome To Flanos

Population: Flanos

[feanor-the-dragon]

Find me a more powerful response to criticism than this guy’s. do it.

[lonelystreetlight]

[catchymemes]

[happifying-things]

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[thenatsdorf]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[teathattast]

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

tbh i could care less about shitty plot lines. i come for the characters and i stay for the characters. you could give me the shittiest plot in the whole world but if the characters are real and i connect with them then i’ll defend the whole shitty shebang until my dying breath. watch me.

[thisbibliomaniac]

Another proposal: four Peter Parkers living in an apartment New Girl style. Starring Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Jake Johnson, and Tom Holland.

[thisbibliomaniac]

There's no explanation. No questioning why four guys with the same name live together. They just do.

They all, however, think there is only one Spiderman.

[ra-on-duty-deactivated20200325]

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Flat

[unibrokesity]

they still can't afford rent

[carbonatedjuiceman]

They're all consistently confused when the news reports on one of the other spider-men saving people at times and places they KNOW they weren't there for but rationalize it away like "I dunno, I mean... Maybe I just forgot...? It's been busy today I might have like... Hm... I.... "

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's filmed sitcom style and the main focus is all the Peter Parkers hiding that they are Spider-Man from the other tenants

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for