INTERNAL STRUGGLES @thinkinghasconsequences - Tumblr Blog

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

greelin

make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

editorincreeps-deactivated20180

Everyone go have a nap.

If you are reading this, go have a nap.

If you are at work, tell them I said it is okay, I am from Corporate.

chinuplittlepup

pleatedjeans

clown-gf

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

racingbarakarts

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me:

drinktilyoudie

“There are people who are always in love with the sky, no matter the weather. One day you will find someone who’ll love you the same way.”

— Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

bettedavisgf

the princess bride gave me unrealistic expectations for relationships when will someone just throw me the FUCK down a hill

shanehollnder

my entire dash and timeline is like “LEO WON THE MEME IS DEAD” except all youve done is created a new meme. memes cannot be created nor destroyed. they just transform from one form to another.