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me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

firesuns-archive

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

justneckbeardthings

now THAT is a fine specimen if i’ve ever seen one. there’s almost no hair on his actual face. incredible stuff

zonecassette

there’s this subreddit called “NotTimAndEric” where people post things that are like a Tim and Eric sketch but real, and usually it’s not that good, but someone posted “The crowd in this Lit performance (1999)”

satr9

@ everyone born in 1998 trying to dress like the 90’s: this was it.

melodymunson

comraderattlesnake

dads warning their daughters abt ‘the bad ones’:

uesp

Did You Know: An early Legends Card called “Summerset Orrery” depicted a globe of Nirn, which included never before seen landmasses for Akavir and Pyandonea? The landmasses were tied to some fan renditions of what those locations might look like, and the card was ultimately altered to remove any landmasses on the globe before the game was officially released.

catchymemes

Nine Realms in Norse Mythology

geminiagent

metalslugx-deactivated20220413

can i get directions to the pussy factory

yeah it’s down here, follow me

weevilhell

This is so sad Alexa play

stability

peoplegettingreallymadatfood

iignatz

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

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Accurately-titled novels.

respectingromance

But romances are the “predictable” ones.

wilwheaton

brown-nena

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”