weird woman♡

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Logan: *spreading his legs while reading book*

Wade: "wowza!" *cheeky grin

Victor: "hm.." *seem unfazed, but actually interested

Meanwhile:

Wade: *just cooking

Logan: *unfazed yet looking at his ass

Victor: *already holding a fuck toy

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"What what?"

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Aight, this another piece of my perverted mind

What if...top!Wade became touch starved and bot!Logan just in pleasure to do it?

Wade: Logie, why am I tied up-?

Logan: you said you touch starved so I'm gonna do my job, and it's one part of the reason to tie you up

Wade: ...but you don't have a dick

Logan: it's okay, I will use my fingers

Wade: you perveted fuck!...four fingers please~?

Logan: alright, oil up, sugar

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Idk if im weird or something but..

If Victor, Logan and Wade is dating...I can actually imagine how they would be (in my opinion and AU, btw there's some sexual intimacy mention inside this post sooooo...think twice if u wanna read it)

Maybe just maybeeee, they would have a threesome and Logan became the one who getting fucked, they would've some rough fun in the bed.

I can imagine they take turn to fuck Logan, Victor might be the longest one with Logan, and Wade is just all pouting and whiny because he waited for his turn too long now to have Logan for himself.

If Logan was asleep, Victor would just try to be close to Wade as possible because Logan is sleeping and all he only have someone to talk with is Wade or if Wade is sulking or pouting silently, Victor will try to persuade the sulking idiot with a butterfly kisses on the neck or some sweet whisper in his ear

It's either Wade give in to Victor's persuade or Victor just going to get stabbed with a baby knives, nobody knows.

Imagine, after some rough sex they all collapsed on the bed and Logan is already pass out first and I'm pretty sure Wade will look at Victor, giving him a playful and cheeky smirk (he wants to get fucked next) but since Victor is too tired he will ignore Wade's cheeky face and cuddle Logan close to his muscular body(uww muscles- ehem ehem) and just ask for Wade to sleep already, even tho not even a minute later Wade sulk again and try to take Logan to cuddle with

Victor will glares at him and try to take his Logan back, just to get his Logan snatched again...Logan stirred awake, with annoyed grunt he bonk these two heads and commands them to drop it off and just go to sleep, at the end Victor is just cuddling with Logan as his other arm wrapped around Wade's waist as he sleep close to Logan's other side.

(Okay that's actually wholesome)

Victor can't keep his hands off his boyfriends, like- never. he will always be there just try to touch Logan's thighs and muscular boobies, or grabbing and give Wade's ass a rough smack (its sting, man), and just end up getting clawed by Logan and Wade as normal will say a stupid shit and just ask for more.

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Is she slaying or nah?

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Not me think about poolverine shit whenever I enter a key inside the keyhole-

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I just had a thought. I want to ask Sub!Wade lovers here(like myself), did you guys ever thought about Wade's healing factor after some intimate time with Logan? Like imagine he's all stretched at the place after some mating time with Logan, would his healing factor heal it and make it tight again? (Had a random thought suddenly)

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No, seriously. I only saw DP as a bottom, I mean he's so gay- and so...yeah, ykyk

I just can't imagine how does he became a top I mean like, even his face is asking to get fucked, it's giving the hyper bottom who's asking to get chained on the bed

(Yes my mind is wild, im self conscious)

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Logan: fck you!

Wade: fck me yourself, peanut~

Logan: ...

And they make it to the bed and fck with each other, the end.

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Since Wade is a very cheerful guy and not really showing his sad emotion, everyone always made him became the comforter (mostly)

But then try to think again, what does Logan's reaction gonna be if he saw Wade sad?

Logan: *accidentally dropped Wade's precious chimichangas*

Wade: *look at the chimichangas on the floor, start to tear up*

Logan: wait, are you actually crying now? Wade-! Darling, look I'm sorry, I didn't meant it. I will buy you another one, how many did you want 20? 30? A thousand? I will kill Nathan and give you his soul if that makes stop crying, honey

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Wade: I can't believe you make me feel this way!

Logan: make you feel what?

Wade: make me feel like I'm pregnant when I'm around you!

Logan: what the fuck-