Think Outside The Embryo

Sometimes life gives you lemons, if so sell them. They are not cheap.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine being deaf and then finding out that farts make noise

[just-shower-thoughts]

IMDb should have an “it’s on Netflix” tag

[trackieuniverse]

Those days where you just can't get your legs to work

It feels like

[juliemcconville]

During the final sprint of a race when people think it's helpful to scream the word "RUN" at you

Like wtf do you think I’m doing right now #running problems 

[baesguitar-deactivated20260710]

i love riding d*cks

[baesguitar-deactivated20260710]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The fastest way to get me to click on a link is to warn me its NSFW.

[wtf-fun-factss]

Four college football players set an example of honesty -  WTF fun facts

[thinkoutsidetheembryo-blog]

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!

Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*

Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*

Me: getting crazy up in here

[jethrocane]

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

this is like 1998 chain email-level content

[lelianasong]

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

[lookatmytitle]

You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing

[mrcyrusgifs]

[surprisebitch]

damn that was cut throat

[c0cainkeys-blog]

[foxheartx]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Batman’s parents got killed when he was lil Wayne

[best-of-memes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Friends are just stalkers with permission.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s ironic that the new World Trade Centre One is also called the Freedom Tower, considering that America lost a lot of her freedom from 9/11.

[northgang]

[goddesscru]

Chris Rock dropped the mic.