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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 1

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus)

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Victor]

"If he wanted to create life so bad then he should've bit the bullet and done it the way God intended. Also getting laid might've fixed some of the shit that was wrong with him.

If Mary Shelley was aware of mpreg, I think she'd agree with me.

Make the pregnancy symbolism literal."

"He's already created one son, now he can birth one from his own body and be just as shitty a parent to it."

"I mean, he's basically canonically a dead beat dad to the Creature already. It makes sense that he'd carry them in some versions of the story. Plus he'd have more good reasons to take care of himself this way."

"Victor's already a dad and he's horrible at it. Make him try again. Get him pregnant so he actually earns the postpartum he has. He would totally hate it and see it as an affront to God, but he's already familiar with affronts to God. Also I want to be the one to knock him up, but that's besides the point."

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

threedollarsdotcom

just sapped the life out of an unsuspecting gnome

#ford in his lab pre-portal

almost a full year ago someone commented that they used to think gideon was an old man who was just really short and baby-faced. and i am not exaggerating when i say i have thought about it each and every day since. every time i see an episode of gravity falls i think “imagine if he was an old man”. i can’t stop picturing old man gideon it’s actively ruining my life.

#gravity falls #gideon gleeful #em originals

failed blogger turns 24, subjects loved ones to insane rants about ford pines. 37 dead 5 injured

#yay :)

dottysdokis

relativity falls mabel would be a beatles fanatic. the timeline lines up perfectly for her to be an adolescent during the height of beatlemania. not enough of us are capitalizing on this in our fanworks

#WAIT. WAIT THIS IS SO TRUE #iiiiiiiiiiiii think. her favourite album would be ahdn #this is vibes based but I know in my heart that I’m right #it’s got a good mix of the early 60s sound #but also I think she’d like the ballads. like and I love her #also ahdn was their first film for bonus points

gravitybrawls

Who would win a fist fight?

Robbie

Mabel

Voting ended onMar 24

#LMAOOOOOO #as it should be.

crispyartdev

cleaned up some old sketches

#LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE #ford #fiddleford

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Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

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#keep leaving feedback over the next few days #dont stop and dont slow #play with the new features and every time you run into something that doesnt work or you dislike #let staff know #<- prev nailed it nothing to add

non-plutonian-druid

[ID: Mabel and Ford doing crafts on the living room floor. Mabel is sitting cross legged and cutting out shapes out of craft foam, and Ford is lying on his stomach, drawing in a notebook with a pen with a fluffy topper. They are surrounded by various craft supplies; stickers, glitter, wooden star shapes, paints, colored paper, glue, and pom pom balls. End ID.]

i had to cut it out for composition but ford is kicking his legs and i wanted you all to know that

#this is awesome #as prev pointed out the pink for shading is beautiful!#ford #mabel

missyjudasbaby

Teenage Pacifica og clothes + casual

#pacifica #this rules

tourmalinenoir

Bill if he ever escapes out of the theraprism

Referenced pic under the cut ⬇️

#this is so funny #bill

people whine and complain about wanting to see more nuanced or grey characters and then completely lose their shit when they get one. they either demonize them or they ignore everything that makes the character interesting and turn them into a paragon of virtue because at the core of it they cannot fathom empathy without purity

#good characters should do bad things. btw #it's part of making the fucking character #this was about #ford pines #in particular #but tbh it could refer to anyone in any fandom bc i see this again and again and again #i vanished from tumblr and then came back to swing a baseball bat directly at a hornets nest #gravity falls

non-plutonian-druid

[ID: a short Gravity Falls comic. Stan, sitting in a booth at the diner, gestures and says "These are my great niece and nephew, they're staying with me for the summer." Susan replies "Awww, they look just like you!" Dipper and Mabel look deeply horrified. End ID.]

the ratio of "art i put effort into"-to-"dumb shit that took me three seconds" has been WAY off lately, so have some dumb shit to help right the balance

this scene happens a lot in timestuck AUs, and every single time, I picture how it would go if it happened in gravity falls canon instead

#canon event i fear