Third Man Records Confessions.

For any Third Man-related things you particularly want to say. Confessions do not reflect the opinions of the owners of this blog.

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"I truly believe when Jack was performing on Jimmy Fallon he was crying because he missed Meg."

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Jack White birthday!

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I have a recurring dream of having sex with Jack White in the shower.

:)

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It's the musical talent that makes Jack sexy, not his looks.

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Every time I dream about Jack, he's mean to me. I've picked him up from the airport, made him sandwiches, hid him from Nazis in my treehouse and still he's a snarky little bitch. Why can't you be nicer to me, dream Jack?

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We miss hearing from you. 😘

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I know you Jack White fans got some shit 2 say

Let's hear it!

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Carolina Drama is about as close as any song has come to accurately describe my childhood in Alabama, but it gives me strength and I cry whenever I hear it.

This is beautiful. 💜

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I confess that I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about how when Jack White miraculously shows up to hear my band at the shitty Midwest venues we play at he'll be like, ooh gotta meet that foxy redhead, and that he'll be so taken with my beauty and my voice that he'll ask me to be his backup singer on his next album and tour where oops we become secret rabid lovers and make amazing music together. Truth: this is why I get myself dolled up and hot for every one of my performances.

Speaking as someone who literally HAS been to a random show when he showed up, I fully understand. It's always funny to see the sexy redheads in Jack-related concert crowds; I see y'all. I don't blame you one bit! Hubba hubba! 😍

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I'm afraid Jack White is a dick in real life, despite the awesome/nice persona he puts on in public

He might be.

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Anyone who does not believe Jack had or is having a relationship with Olivia Jean is in serious denial.

Does it matter?

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It doesn't matter anymore to me about any flaws Third Man Records folk have. Jack has saved a girl who fainted, Alison has given singular fans gifts and chances for amazing opportunities, and fuck it, the music has saved my life. Thank you.

YEP

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For the anon who asked to see my peppermint tattoo.

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