Horny For Helmeted Men of Few Words

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[thirstforhelmets]

Hello! Are you thinking about continuing to update ping pong hearts with Master Chief?

Hello! Unfortunately it's still on hiatus but I do plan on eventually going back to it at some point.

[thirstforhelmets]

New Impmon Line Dropped! CRACK FIC TIME!

Beelzebumon and Gallantmon have a kid and she's an Impmon who loves electric guitars and spewing fire from her mouth.

Fun family antics in this crack-taken-seriously fic where a Royal Knight flunky and a Demon Lord settle down in a cottage in the middle of Beelzebumon's territory to raise a family.

Cause the temptation to make Impmon's new line canon in this universe as well is too tempting to ignore!

Fic is on AO3 here!

[thirstforhelmets]

finally.

just need to read through the fic one more time and do flow edits cause it took so fucking damn long to write

fuck sex scenes

i love them but hate writing them

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[artsyhamster]

Been watching Digimon while drawing for Artfight and got distracted, so here is best boy Impmon

[digitexts]

[thirstforhelmets]

Fic WIP Status Update

Everything but Digimon fics are on hiatus cause of my current fixation

Omegamon Zwart x F!Reader series

I made the mistake of writing four prompts and now I have to work through two of them because I can't release one without the other cause the one further along has more relationship progress between Oz and Reader that seems strange without context of the other.

Why is the other one progressing so slowly then? I gotta get through writing the porn but in a satisfying way cause I can't just allude to action. Cause 'unf' in one hand and 'argghh i gotta be the one to write the shit i wanna read' in the other!

'Impmon is My Best Friend' Series

The sequel/spin off is progressing fine.

I might just make a separate porn one-shot happening in the future of this timeline so I can keep the fic in 'teen' age rating and allow the sprinkles of overarching worldbuilding aspects be experienced for the few fans of the series I have.

None of the above is ready but in progress.

Ta ta!

[clownshrimp]

got obsessed with beelzemon again

[catterallz]

Honestly, surprised I haven't gotten into the digimon fandom yet...

Anyway some art of Beelzemon >:) (He is so bbg)

[thirstforhelmets]

Beelzebumon loving his partner no matter what form they come in.

Be they a Gallant/Dukemon or a human.

[thirstforhelmets]

impmon impmon impmon

[notaventura]

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[thirstforhelmets]

[raven-bythesea]

And it's so easy when you're evil~

This is the life, you see

The devil tips his hat to me 😈

Please no reposts, referencing, reusing, or edits, please feel free to reblog ❤️ Click for best resolution!

[bechnokid]

[Digimon OCs] Gallantmon and Beelzemon share a sweet moment 💖

[thirstforhelmets]

We Aren't Lovers, I swear!

Two best friends as children.

Two digimon with contrasting dreams but still tighter than two peas in a pod.

One is taken under the wing of a Royal Knight and the other amicably leaves to fulfill their own ambitions elsewhere.

One becomes the Demon Lord of Gluttony, fulfilling their dream while the other struggles to come close to their own.

Another canidate takes the seat they long desire and duels for said-seat have always ended in their defeat.

Humiliated, this digimon now roams the Digital World to seek the strength they need to become a Royal Knight.

Fate, however, seems to make the vagrant Demon Lord and traveling Fledgling Knight clash more than once and more often than the Knight would like to admit.

Read this cute Gallantmon x Beelzebumon fic on Ao3 here!

[thirstforhelmets]

Gallantmon/Dukemon x Beelzebumon Fic Dropping on Sunday

I hope you guys are excited as I am!

[azuldoodles]

Huu