It’s Levi Loving Time

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[andremichaux]

PARKS AND RECREATION | 4.21

[gomezisabellas]

GREGORY EDDIE & BEN WYATT

Abbott Elementary (2021—present) / Parks and Recreation (2009—2015)

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[byjove]

tall guys might have the upper hand (pun intended) in dating rn but my 5'4" self will have the last laugh when I’m the hottest guy in the nursing home

[couldntrelate]

[psychephrenic]

[virtualgirladvance]

[daggernoballs]

[dovand]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[miseria-fortes-viros]

some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean rivals to lovers and some of you are saying enemies to lovers when you mean enemies with benefits. but these are all distinct categories

[thotsandpreyers]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[yossyislandd]

reasons to believe ancient people weren't stupid:

advanced engineering

knowledge of science

incredible literature

wise techniques

fancy tools

reasons to believe ancient people were stupid:

thought that a beautiful woman being a shapeshifter was bad

[yossyislandd]

didn't invent cool ranch doritos

[bluesycatharsis]

and for the lady perhaps a whiny man with big doe eyes that'll thank her for slapping him across his face

[geummi]

i’m devastated after reading noragami