Wild Hearted Son

not a swan but an adequate duck. she/they. skeptic. misanthrope. geek-lite. there's a chance i am older than your mother, stay away if that's creepy for you. dorks are my favourite people.

[dandysnob]

📷 nikolay.bykov.photo

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[bleeply-moved]

[rogeyroo]

sashimi rolling, they hating

[virginiagentlenerd]

This is honestly the content I am here for, every day. 

[beardedmrbean]

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[should-be-sleeping]

Swimming at the children's hospital.

[baccendkenagainn-deactivated202]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I think my job here might actually be dependent on that not happening

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fab2twerk4u]

;;;

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve just seen the craziest image

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How did it get up there

[piratekayte]

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[internetchan39]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[berdymane]

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works