thirteen's suspenders

" We're digging up a grave and you want to chit-chat? " jesse, they/them

[thirteenssuspenders]

intro post

hi hello!! this is just gonna be a vague about me/about this blog post because i've really been meaning to make one!

my name is jesse!! im mixed race and an enby lesbian, also almost definitely autistic so keep that in mind!! most of my thoughts on characters will be influenced by any/all of those things to be honest

prns: they/them

asks and dms are always open!! please send me asks i love them so much thank u

this blog is mainly focused on house md, specifically remy hadley/thirteen (shockingly) and pretty much all of the femslash stuff that the show has to offer!! i really really love thirteen, but masters and amber are definitely close seconds. tbh i don't have a house md otp, but i love any and all femslash ships, especially any with my fave 3!! lowkey kinda ship them all together anyways but yeah. i do also run a masters sideblog which i rarely use, but its @marthameredithmasters if you want to check it out!

i really love making crossover aus with my favs as well, like i honestly keep putting the three into whatever media i like. i've made character profiles for house md x class of 09, sdv, amongst many others and i've been meaning to post them but i honestly don't

asides from house, i usually just post about the music that i'm interested in, or whatever i'm reading/watching at the moment!! my favourite artists are (long list brace yourselves) rina sawayama, fka twigs, aurora, alice longyu gao, ninajirachi, underscores, pinkshift, charli xcx, sophie, adela, pinkpantheress, pinkshift, le tigre, dazey and the scouts, yeule, and many more!! i really love digital music, synthpop, and anything experimental and woke

i do also love literature, with my favourite authors being virginia woolf and vita-sackville west, although i do enjoy most of what i read!! i'm also pretty into philosophy and politics, i've been doing a lot of queer theory and feminist studies, particularly the works of judith butler and michel foucalt, so definitely feel free to talk to me about those too!! i don't really post about anything else (for now) but there's definitely gonna be an amalgamation of other fandoms here eventually!! some tags that i use are:

#jesse rambles - nonsensical stuff, shitposts or terrible photobashes. direct pipeline from my brain to tumblr #malpractice posting - house md nonsense. literally just whatever atp.

(will update this as needed)

you can also find me at:

@llucky-thirteen altblog/spam because i have more thoughts that just. don't fit here

letterboxd (i hate letterboxd) - aoty

please dm 4 discord or twt!!

ok bye

[3scythes]

I have barely any pics from Locked In because the patient pov was so fuzzy so here’s a stupid dump (unedited) of my favourites

[3scythes]

they’ve all assumed their default poses like they’re in a character selection screen

[thirteenssuspenders]

thirteen and taub duo is very underrated imo

[uhhhhgay]

googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

[iminmywritersdungeon]

‘hilson’ this, ‘hilson’ that, I think stacey and cuddy should have been allowed to kiss with tongue

[thirteenssuspenders]

took a nap and i had a dream that i was on a bright white bus with amber volakis. guys what does this mean. im scared

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

you know its so wild to me how much people deny foreman and house being similar even though the show literally goes "did you know foreman and house are like, the same dude" multiple times and its not even subtle. house and foreman wear IDENTICAL shoes and people still argue that they're nothing alike

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

when chase acts like house hes the "prodigal son" but when foreman acts like house hes "arrogant" and "annoying"

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

house md beach episode

bye

[worst-roommates-ever]

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

[worst-roommates-ever]

for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them.

at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".

[lennylemlem]

some examples i can think of (perspective of a kiwi):

the concept of jaywalking. just crossing the road, americas weird for trying to ban it.

literally anything about guns in america almost certainly doesn't apply to most other countries. in aotearoa and many other nations we do not have the right to own firearms, nor do people even really want to. we don't have a reason to have them and people usually treat them like a bomb that has to be locked up at all times. they are all registered here and some types are entirely illegal.

the idea of cops having guns is so ridiculous and unhinged its the subject of mockery to a lot of people. batons and tasers are more common but still not all cops just run around with them.

the word "republican" means something different in different countries. in america its a political party, overseas its typically referring to the idea of separating from or abolishing monarchy.

places outside america have different political systems. the 2 party system is not universal. even if labour and national usually win the prime minister role, kiwis still actively vote for parties like the greens and te pati māori, which get seats in parliament as a result while another party is in the main role.

race dynamics are different in different countries, even within the limitation of just western countries. people keep failing to understand this in concept and practice so ill just say this: according to the new zealand census infomation publicly available one of the largest racial minorities is māori. the census has usually listed a joined option for latinos, black africans (a lot of africans here are white), and people from the middle east (which is incredibly vague). if i remember correctly last census these 3 groups were collectively 1% of the population.

a city having a population of 7 million or something is absolutely nuts, theres countries smaller than that.

there are thousands of languages and asia has a lot of them.

because of american homogeneity everyone has to learn english anyway to read half the fucking internet.

because of american homogeneity other english dialects are losing our slang and our accents. these things are part of our culture, and in certain dialects like nz english local indigenous languages are closely intertwined in the vocabulary.

that one particularly saddens me personally. commonwealth english has a fascinating history with dialects so diverse there are variations between towns in some areas. southern hemisphere english has loanwords from local languages and collectively shared features that northern hemisphere english doesn't have (the monotone accent especially). there is a particular dialect group encompassing aotearoa, australia, many pacific islands, and more recently antarctica.

cultural things are lost when american english takes over. it doesn't have words for certain things we have (is there an american word for bogan? or in the uk? redneck is not quite the same). going bush is a whole thing people regularly do and ive never heard a word for it in any northern hemisphere dialect.

i just.... idk what to say. the team americaness of it all ignores the concept of our collective societies and now we cant even keep our accents

[sourapple262]

S6

[thirteenssuspenders]

hi mama what date is it today in the great year of our lord 2009?

[namelessvoid77]

i am gonna need some of you to start understanding that a character’s gender and sexuality can be extremely relevant to the narrative and their characterization even if those identities are not queer

[felinium]

SEVERELY enjoying season 5 so far with the house and thirteen dynamics

[thirteenssuspenders]

pistachio champaca coconut 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

yum

[thirteenssuspenders]

I think that Rachel is making Cuddy listen to How To Teleport by Jane Remover right here right now. like this is what they're up to in 2026

[sourapple262]

I wish I could project my pms and menstrual cramp on Chase