✨this✨could✨be✨a✨dream

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[owlapprentice]

Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian

[meat4meat]

Aiglamene erasure

[this-could-be-a-dream]

Jfc Kuang really builds her work on assuming her audience couldn’t possibly be as intelligent as her *hair toss*. Imagine if we could get some interrogation going in this book instead of just academic superiority?

[lambocalypse]

The Pool (Float) Scene

[this-could-be-a-dream]

Being in this fandom is 50% pure devastation and 50% “what if Harrow needed arm floaties because no one on the ninth can swim?”

[greelin]

well i think we all would. You’re not special

[wildgeese98]

I bet all the Cohort officials are sick to death of the Tower Princes. Imagine being forced to work for a shitty 20 year old nepo baby with a perpetually bad attitude because she can't get over her ex and her horrible toxic frenemy/rebound who has the personality of a snake trapped in a pillowcase. And you can't say shit about it because they are literally god's kid and a saint respectively.

Meanwhile god is busy crashing out and banging his way through your coworkers.

[dicklessthewonderclown]

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

[valleyyofsorrow]

very old alecto doodle page i never posted !

[d0c-help-us-all]

I am DYING over this.

[calamedesext]

remember in htn when palamedes hugs harrow?

my favorite detail about that moment is that he lifts her bodily off the ground, because palamedes has only seen one (1) person hug harrow ever, and they did it exactly the same way:

palamedes hugged harrow just like gideon, bc he figured it was how she liked to be hugged.

[this-could-be-a-dream]

All the pictures of Thai couples getting married today is filling my heart with such joy 💕

[theindefinitearticle]

Underrated moment in Harrow the ninth is when everything is well and truly going to shit and Pyhrra takes a moment to say hey man I know you've got a lot going on right now but I just thought you should know that I also did fuck your mum

[this-could-be-a-dream]

Tbf very important info

[starrynautilus]

gideon as a pirate / sailor

[this-could-be-a-dream]

As someone who doesn’t drink, it’s actually incredibly rude that my life is such a shitshow

[myrskytuuli]

If they were ever make The Locked Tomb TV adaptation, I fully believe that the only way would be to insert as many shitty visual memes as possible. If there ever is a TLT series, I want to be able to take a screenshot which is an exact re-creation of a meme. The guy looking back at the girl in the red dress, but it's Gideon looking at Dulcinea. Harrow should open a page on a book of necromancy theorem and it should be the Loss jpg. At least one communal meal at the Mithraeum should look exactly like that two women yelling at a cat meme.

[fortjester]

she should be at the club

[this-could-be-a-dream]

The fuck is Deuteros going to do at the club? Shut it down?

[piss-off-erik]

anyway here’s my hastily rendered vision of gideon during htn. TV singalong special karaoke style (where the TV cannot hear you scream). Alternatively, a watchalong podcast she’s been putting together

[qelflinq]

Dumb girls who kinda argue

[this-could-be-a-dream]

Happy Gideon-Nav-is-born-day, ya losers