i don't do bad sauce passes
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@this-end-up
The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
op delete this now
If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well
beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"
You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key
... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys
Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see
why hide this in the tags bestie
it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me
“what’s xe saying” eeeeeeeeee
Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful
my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking
it’s getting so real in the bedtime story community
a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ
Secret Panel HERE 🍄 tapas.io/episode/36086
Ma’am. What are you doing. You can’t be here.
This is my childhood home and my babies will grow up here too.
Ma’am. This is an orphanage.
And?
Good point. Welcome home, ma’am.
I AM FINE I’M NOT CRYING
in hysterics
indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine
[ID: a text conversation.
person 1:
We're JUST like the allegory of the cave
person 2:
wgich one
spiders georg?
person 1:
PLATO
/end ID]
Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop
