i had a name but i forgot where i put it

TERFS AND OTHER SUCH BIGOTS FUCK OFF irish fag, enjoyer of columbo, david bowie and mcr, any and all pronouns

[wildeyed-freecloud]

MY CREATION

HER NAME IS JOSEPH

SHE WAS CREATED IN FOUR MINUTES

[rnaximoffpietro-deactivated2015]

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

[atticus-the-porg]

Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

[w1tchybusiness]

You’re ready.

Really?

No. Everything you just said was insane.

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[columboscreens]

[wildeyed-freecloud]

[zeelady2004]

It's time for Tiktok video of the day from my stash 🎶

Heh

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"Amore! [derogatory]"

[everydayarsonist]

credit where credit is due, he didn’t fall for it. i was 100% expecting him to make shit up but he knew what he was talking about.

[goddamnshinyrock]

not to be one of those people posting bsky screenshots on tumblr but the people needed to see this one

[irl-loading-screens]

[dark-scape]

Please enjoy Zohran Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji in line to vote, having the absolute perfect reaction to learning Dick Cheney died:

No mourning because he was evil and no crab rave because he lived in luxury to an old age. Just immediately moving on.

Source: Chris Sommerfeldt on bluesky

[thememedaddy]

[natalieironside]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

[softness-and-shattering]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

[s0ur-kand1]

this is so fucking funny dude

[segamascott]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[victusinveritas]

This is a real picture taken by photographer Keinichi Ohno. It's a single photo of a bird standing at the edge of some water with a wall and its reflection creating a fascinating optical illusion.

[skaiawards]

do the wave! ignore the pervert.

[gaytanic-panic]