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[brittany]

Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[sobeitjay2]

Nobody:

Me driving on GTA:

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

Here’s a site that uses AI to generate random faces, some of them are actually really good. We live… in a society

[papasmoke]

i open this website and it shows me a photo of me at a famous landmark i’ve never visited before and i die instantly

[papasmoke]

Donald trump’s secret fourth son

[papasmoke]

Survivor contestant who tragically dies during filming due to ingesting snake pee

[papasmoke]

CEO of Thog Electronics Inc. and Trump’s new white house cabinet pick for Secretary of Human Excrements

[anoteinpink]

who among us has not wanted to stride down a big hallway in a fancy period gown yelling “fuck fuck fuck”

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Dr Doofenshmirtz gay moments

[hustlerose]

[lesbianshepard]

the frozen 2 trailer is so crazy. like ignoring the whole it’s frozen thing b/c i dont really care its just so weird to see that ocean/beach rendering and animation look so cool and then fucking elsa runs out in her bright blue dress and it’s like….she doesn’t belong….the dissonance between the two is jarring. 

[lesbianshepard]

lower quality but same energy

[somecutething]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[unpatchedglitch]

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[midnight-revolucion]

22 year old me:

[blitzkriegfritz]

[a-brad-acadabra]

Wholesome pranks

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

[toastbutteregg]

[teenscoolest]

[afterword]

i got the most relatable spam email

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]