this is rochelle

or is it?

[minyicho]

If someone called me grotesque I think I would just start crying

[theworldofblacksails-deactivate]

[yukuiyuuu]

Teamwork..................................................................................

[uhhh-nunyabidniz-heaux]

Me, when they made the U-turn:

[donkeydickjess]

^ my exact reaction

[thirtytwoelvismovies]

The Bolshoi has nothing on this choreography.

[pathsofpassion]

There is. No. Unskilled. Labor.

[batshit-auspol]

So we pointed out the US embassy had a slightly unorthodox twitter handle

and next thing we know

[thewelllitweenie]

The chilling feeling when a state department entity becomes aware of you

[batshit-auspol]

Please spread our ashes at the Harold Holt Swim Centre

[generalbooty]

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

[stereolights]

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

[casablancasandthevoidz-deactiva]

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

[stereolights]

oh my god

[batshit-auspol]

Bringing this back

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[keiranatalie]

The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)

[reginasphalanges]

New Girl  1.12 | The Landlord

[dailyflicks]

SCHITT'S CREEK 1.03 ` Don't worry, It's His Sister

[hellr4zer]

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

[catchymemes]

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.

[modmad]

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

[fishmass]

happy 3rd anniversary to the suez canal blockage

[hotroadkill]

collection

[batshit-auspol]

average aussie news day

Weirdest part of this is Tasmania making the news

[batshit-auspol]

Our entire inbox since sharing this:

[batshit-auspol]

Of course the Premier of Tasmania followed us for this

[batshit-auspol]

lol

[cock-holliday]

I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

[catchymemes]

[kosmogrl]