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@sharkapologists
He is indeed a guy
not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!
Fish Malk edition...
Ocean date
Is there Anything Better in cat wrangling than meeting The Cat Who Will Not Be Pet, putting in copious work for several hours to Achieve Pets, meeting the cat again several MONTHS later for only the second time, and immediately being allowed to pet again?
No.
No, there is not.
unreasonably amused by the idea of passenger princess ilya on vacation with shane
obviously shane hired a travel agent to create The Optimum Vacation, but he also studied and approved everything and also has custody of all important documents just because it makes HIM feel better and in control
meanwhile ilya?? straight elevator music. where are they going? unclear. when's the flight? not his concern. how long are they staying? who's to say. where's his passport? his husband has both of theirs.
his job is look pretty and "he asked for no mayonnaise" and that is IT
Sorry to hijack your post OP, but I couldn't help be inspired by @ufckinpussygohomegohomeur45yrold tags about their travel mishaps while I was sitting in my doctor's waiting room.
Nicole is working international passport control today. She likes it. Contrary to some of her colleagues, sheās not bothered by some of the peopleās broken English or French, she enjoys the challenge. Besides, Nicole is a bit of a language nut, and sheās learning Spanish, Korean and Swedish on the evil owl app. Just the basics, of course, but enough to light up peopleās faces when theyāre greeted in their native language.
Currently sheās getting a lot of people from the 594 from Thailand and the 475 from Windhoek. There are also a few European flights but those are from Spain and Greece so itās mostly returning Canadian tourists.
She finishes with a Thai student coming back from visiting his family and looks up to her next customer.
She manages to get out a professional ānextā even though the man approaching her booth is wildly attractive. Like could be a movie star attractive. Heās tall and even through the black hoodie heās wearing against the airportās overly chilled air she can tell heās broad-shouldered and built. Heās got a wild mop of honey-colored curls, messy from a long flight but still attractive, and just gorgeous features.
āHello, sir,ā she greets him and if sheās a little bit friendlier than usual, well. Nicole is only human and she might be married but sheās not blind.
He looks up from where heās been fiddling around with his phone.
āOh, hi.ā Thereās a slight accent to his voice that sounds eastern European.
His hand goes to his pocket and Nicole is always a little annoyed at people who donāt have their passport readyābecause people know they have to show their passport, so why not be prepared instead of holding up the line?āwhen she watches his eyes go wide and mutter a curse under his breath. He keeps patting down his pockets and now Nicole really gets annoyed because how does anyone lose their passport between going through security at their starting destination and getting to their final destination?
āSo, this is very embarrassing,ā he says with a slightly embarrassed smile thatās still charming, āand I am very sorry, but I think my husband has my passport.ā
Nicole looks behind him but thereās no husband, just two young women standing next in line.
The guy makes a face. āAh no, he is Canadian citizen, so he probably already is through customs.ā
Well, things were really going too smoothly. Nicole tries hard not to roll her eyes because the man in front of her looks honestly chagrined.
āOkay,ā Nicole says, going into problem solving mode. āIf you can call him to come to the passport control exit, we can arrange for someone to bring your passport. I canāt let you through without it.ā
He nods quickly. āOf course. I will call him.ā
He puts his phone to his ear and even from where Nicole is sitting she can hear the automated voice announce that the person he is trying to call is not available.
āBlyat,ā the guy says again. He adds a āfuckā for good measure. āOkay, maybe you can call for him on the announcement thingy?ā The guy says. āHis name is Shane.ā He cringes a bit. āHollander.ā
Nicole stares at him.
Nicole isnāt really into hockey, but she is still Canadian and Shane Hollander is something like Canadian hockey Jesus. He brought the Cup back to Canada, to Montreal specifically, after a sixteen year drought, three, no four different times now, and his admittedly very pretty face is on every billboard. It was a whole thing when he left Montreal a year ago, after he famously got outed and then got married to his husband, Russian rival hockey player Roza-something.
Who must be the guy standing in front of her now.
Nicole canāt stop staring. Her friend Shannon got Ryan Gosling twice already, which is just unfair. Nicoleās never had someone actually famous come through her booth. Certainly not someone whose husband all of her cousins venerate like a saint.
āI know, I know,ā Russian hockey player Roza-something says quickly, āSounds insane but look.ā
He does something on his phone, then holds it up to her. The Google search bar reads Shane Hollander husband and there are pictures of Shane Hollander with the guy currently standing in front of Nicole. Google informs her that his name is Ilya Rozanov.
āOkay, Mr. Rozanov,ā Nicole starts, aiming for professional as if itās completely normal to deal with a passport mix-up for the most famous couple in hockey, and doesnāt get further, because behind her thereās a really loud, āHoly shit Ilya Rozanov!ā
Contrary to Nicoleās lukewarm interest in hockey, her colleague Dave is an absolute hockey fan. He has a Montreal Metros mug at his station.
Rozanov looks up. āYes,ā he says pleased. āThatās me.ā
[guy who doesn't know how sex works trying to rizz up a robotgirl who's anatomically accurate] im gonna penetrate your amazing digital cervix.
Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone
like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive
why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people
why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants
why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.
every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.
stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this
So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.
So.
Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.
the only thing that could top that clip is that story
I need to see this movieā¦
Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up
WSPTOTC Pride Flag
Pride Flag but for people who think Pride should be a respectable SFW event free of sexual debauchery and provocative clothing. Differs from the Gilbert Baker Design in that its colors are sampled from this image of Reverand Lovejoy's Wife screaming "Won't someone please think of the children"
12000+ years age gap is the least problematic thing about these guys. happy pride to them :>
My parents' dog, Peaches.
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now Iām living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
Happy disability pride month
via @ninjahijabimuseā
this is so much better i love it
one Leverage detail that i think is overlooked is that Hardison canonically attends the Oscars every year since he was 15. and in the flashback, heās clearly in the very front row when heās applauding as Halle Berry wins Best Actress (which wouldāve been 2002, when she became the first Black woman to win the Academy Award for Best Actress). it even seems like he actually talked to Halle Berry since he says "I told you this was your night" while applauding. so basically heās had a front row seat at the Oscars since age 15 and mingled with stars and evidently has never been caught, and itās only briefly mentioned once as a throwaway joke. heās that good and heās been that good since he was literally a teenager. his side quests are legendary. and now i desperately need to see him bring some of the team to the Oscars as his plus-ones.
Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! š¤š©¶š¤š
a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this
like this
i will not be stopping
you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me
aaand another one
cant forget this one
probably something like this
[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]