Beware the Ides of May

Hey all! My name's Ske! 30/Bi/USA Find my art under #ske draws things Skes Ko-Fi Ske's Commission Info [OPEN] Header created by @craxsh

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Guess who’s opening commissions!!

Link for more information, how to request, and terms & conditions can be found in my bio, and feel free to message me if you’re interested, or have any questions~

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

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Eugene Quilt Show

The last two are both the same block, btw.

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Eugene Quilt Show The

last two are both the same block,

btw.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

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EVER AFTER (1998) dir. Andy Tennant

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(ID: a drawing of virgil sanders from the web series sanders sides. he is wearing a black sweater with purple patches, has purple hair, and has purple glittery eyeshadow under his eyes. he is also wearing black ripped jeans and black boots with purples laces. he is sitting on a stormcloud and holding his hands to his cheeks. End ID.)

art from like. roughly a year ago now? but i never posted it on my art blog so. enjoy.

[grungixfungi]

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

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some kind of yucky mold

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ewwwww

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oh my god?

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Important question

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Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

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Can I buy a Rocky from you? He’s PERFECT

Aah I appreciate that a lot! But I made this guy just for me. I've also been asked for a pattern, which... Sorry guys, I freestyled this thing 😅 I've never actually used a pattern, they didn't teach that in art school.

However I did draw a little something, so if you know the double crotchet stitch(?), how to swap colours, the magic circle and basic sewing... u can copy my approach o7

Note: There will be a lot of yarn-ends poking out, just push them inside the plushie. Out of sight out of mind. Ps. If you're an experienced crocheter, feel free to share your knowledge on how you'd done things instead! I'm really curious and want to learn :] Written guide below for accessibility

What I used: 5 colours of yarn, Beige, brown, metal grey, aquamarine, turquoise Sewing needle Crotchet hook (Make sure your yarn and hook are compatible in size) Big sewing needle 2 colours of thread Dark brown, dark turquoise _

The pieces:

First I crotcheted a brown semi-flat circle, giving it just a little roundness to not look weird with the top. Then I swapped colours and built a dome on top. When the dome was nearly finished, I stuffed it with fluff, then closed it.

Then I made the three vents, two shorter and one longer for the middle. Each one is a simple worm-y shape of brown that I then surrounded by swapping colour to beige.

The legs were made with a magic circle of beige that I then built down like a tube. After that I swapped to brown and built a more flat bottom. Also stuffed before finishing.

The grey joint parts were made with the magic circle too but I left a big hole in the middle for easier stringing.

The toes look bad and my method kept changing, just find a triangle tutorial. Be smarter than me.

The mate mark is just a circle, I swapped the colour to build a lump next to it.

Attaching it all:

Sew on the vents, Rocky canonically doesn't have a front but in case your human heart yearns to imagine one, this is a great way to establish where it is.

"String" the leg pieces together for each leg using yarn. Start by tying a knot at the top of the biggest piece, and then push the needle through the rest so it exits at the top.

Once you have the leg pieces ready (you can sew the toes on now or later,) you can use the crotchet hook to pull the yarn in and out of the body. This way you can test the leg positions before committing. Once you're happy with their locations you can do whatever feels right with the yarn to attach them securly... I don't know, I just. Did a bunch of stuff.

Once everything was securely attached I finished the plushie with sewing on the mate mark.

Hold Rocky gentle like a hamburger

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

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[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

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ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

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Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

[breeyn]

First of all, I object to the word “fake”. Secondly, yeah, this is a huge motivator of my art. Inventing plants and bugs and then using fancy language to make people think they’re possible. It’s suuuuuuper fun and nature is so buck wild anyway it’s not actually that hard to make people go, “…wait, is this real?”

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I love how NASA loves PHM...