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Guess who’s opening commissions!!

Link for more information, how to request, and terms & conditions can be found in my bio, and feel free to message me if you’re interested, or have any questions~

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

#commission reblog

Oh fuck im looking into getting a whittling knife so I can learn how to wood carve at 4am im SO fucked

I need to be ASLEEP

#im not even to midlife crisis age #but i feel like a dad thats going through one #and decided to pick up woord carving as a hobby #wtf bro

sandersstudies

I say “I do whatever I want” about 100x a day to try and hack my executive dysfunction

the2headedcalf-movedagain

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

#Book of Love #specifically the Peter Gabriel version #i dunno #its just soft and sweet and when i listen to it #it just feels like how i imagine love to feel like #a relationship may or may not be in the cards for me #but i want a person that makes me feel love like that song

inkwellfire

[Image Description: A digital drawing of a knight in golden armor with a cracked effect and rainbow colors. A dark silhouette of a person with a sword is mirrored in the armor. The knight has a blue scarf and long red hair. They lay in the grass, looking up holding a sword over their chest. They has a bloody scratch over their eye, with a trail of blood that looks like tears. End ID]

*insert symbolic narrative here*

mkthedingus

I was feeling indulgent so I drew this. April fools Mikey, you are universally beloved.

April fools post

mkthedingus

It was all a dreaaaam~ April Fools!! I know I promised a regular chapter today but I couldn't pass up on the opportunity to do a roll reversal on the prank holiday.

Masterpost

hueysanxiety

Prinxiety works so well bc Virgil is an overthinker and Roman is an underthinker send post

nick-nellson

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

copperbadge

I know myself well enough to know I would not be very good at fanbiding and that would mainly frustrate me, so while I love fan binding and admire those who do it, I've never dabbled.

I have never regretted that decision more than I did waking up from the dream I recently had, where I excitedly bought a rare copy of the novel that Goncharov (1973) was based on, opened it up, and found that it was a hollowed out "book safe" for keeping valuables in.

savannahsdrabbles

It’s always my favorite character

just-a-space-rabbit

systlin

So. Tyr, my dog, is a Great Pyraneese. This is important because this breed is known to be smart. Not in the way a German Shepherd or border Collie is smart, and wanting to please a human; Great Pyrs are independent minded and bred to Be Management of herds when a human might not be around.

Anyway.

It has been very pleasant out. We had the windows cracked and left them cracked when we went to work. This has never been an issue before.

My darling spouse was working on a job in a small town about a mile from our place. He was getting some stuff from the work van when he sees a large white dog prancing along.

"Huh." He thinks. "That looks an awful lot like.....TYR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE."

Tyr, delighted that she has Found Father, bounds up happily and gets in the work van to give face kisses.

"GIRL NO WHAT." Kev says, scrambling to go let the client know that he has to take the fucking criminal back home real quick.

Turns out she discovered that a window can be shoved open with a determined snoot, and a window screen is not as strong as 80 pounds of muscular dog. And went for an adventure.

I got a call at this point while I was doing payroll.

"BABE WE NEED TO BABY GATE ALL THE FUCKING WINDOWS." My spouse says.

"....okay??" I say, and then get the story. I swore a bunch.

Anyway my dog is a criminal escape artist and we have to baby proof the fucking windows now

systlin

My mom thinks this is the funniest thing ever because I, Age 11, discovered I could remove window screens to climb out my window and climb the house roof to stargaze, which nearly gave her a heart attack when she looked out a window when hearing a noise and saw her fucking child squirreling around on the roof.

"Like mother like daughter" she texted me and then about 20 laughing emojis in a row