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Guess who’s opening commissions!!

Link for more information, how to request, and terms & conditions can be found in my bio, and feel free to message me if you’re interested, or have any questions~

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

#commission reblog

funstyle

*cools ur dashboard down*

prokopetz

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

mikkeneko

sun-almighty-wukong

this just in: dragons are either submissive or dependent on humans and they won't admit either one

valtsv

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

valtsv

teaboot

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

teaboot

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

abd-illustrates

✏️ Comms Coming This Week! ✏️

Another piece from my last batch of commissions, this time featuring Gibb_doodles' brilliant bird boi, Gander, and his best friend Wick! More commission slots are going to be opening June 17th, at 8pm UK-time! If you want to be notified as soon as slots become available the best way to do so is following my Vgen page (^^)/

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

wetheurban

Sending love to anyone who is just… tired.

Of the bills. The responsibility. The emotional labor. The constant pressure of trying to make life work for themselves and the people they love.

Be gentle with yourself. The caregiver deserves care, too.

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

mkthedingus

I'll wait for you

#how dare u

exhuastedpigeon

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

oneheadtoanother

idk anything about this but I love it

lynati

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

agoldenplum

Thanks @slightlylightly founded by Sunny Somrat, This is SSFood Challenge

The players in and around Bangladesh play and are rewarded with food even losers get food. The combination of colorful games and the feel-good factor of nobody going home empty-handed has given Somrat a genuine hit.

p-urest

Oh fuck im looking into getting a whittling knife so I can learn how to wood carve at 4am im SO fucked

I need to be ASLEEP

#im not even to midlife crisis age #but i feel like a dad thats going through one #and decided to pick up woord carving as a hobby #wtf bro

sandersstudies

I say “I do whatever I want” about 100x a day to try and hack my executive dysfunction

the2headedcalf-movedagain

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

#Book of Love #specifically the Peter Gabriel version #i dunno #its just soft and sweet and when i listen to it #it just feels like how i imagine love to feel like #a relationship may or may not be in the cards for me #but i want a person that makes me feel love like that song

inkwellfire

[Image Description: A digital drawing of a knight in golden armor with a cracked effect and rainbow colors. A dark silhouette of a person with a sword is mirrored in the armor. The knight has a blue scarf and long red hair. They lay in the grass, looking up holding a sword over their chest. They has a bloody scratch over their eye, with a trail of blood that looks like tears. End ID]

*insert symbolic narrative here*