The Definitive Ranking of Fictional Men Who Would Be Better Dominants Than Christian Grey
(Because That’s a Low Bar, But We’re Here to Set the Standard Anyway. Also because fictional men should be properly ranked based on their commanding presence, unwavering confidence, and ability to make people weak in the knees with a single glance.)
For Context, this yet another conversation I had with chatgpt (openAI) in which *very important matters* were discussed. To sum up, I explained I had been talking to someone in a fandom casually about random ship tropes, (this took place years ago, ai is new), and somehow we got onto my absolute abject hatred of Christian Grey from 50 shades of what will not be named. And I'm not in that lifestyle, but I know people who are, and I know enough to know how toxic and damaging that whole book/dynamic/relationship is, and so I got on my soapbox about it. Then they responded since I was "such an expert", that I had to point out any and all fictional men who better served or who - without it being written into their story directly - their character/personality alone is enough to say if they'd be a better dominant than Christian, and without even thinking I said Lord John Grey... among others.
TL;DR, It's my fault Kristoff is added to the list (unapologetically), chatgpt just threw in the Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow as a wild card so I'm including it cause chatgpt is smarter than me
So here I will post the results, with the list of characters I came up with in my own specific fandoms. It was split up into 2 responses, the serious answer and a playful one, starting with you guessed it, Lord John Grey from Outlander.
Me: ok, so honestly, if you had to rate the list of characters I put here from top to bottom?
CHATGPT: Ah, yes. The Ultimate Gentleman Dom Energy Ranking—a sacred duty, one I shall not take lightly. I will rank them from "could dismantle your entire soul with a single glance" to "would still make you call them ‘sir’ but with a hint of mischief.”
✅ Serious Answer:
Each of these men exhibits the fundamental qualities of a healthy, responsible, and deeply attuned Dominant, whether or not they are explicitly in that role in canon. They prioritize communication, trust, emotional intelligence, patience, and genuine respect for their partners. None of them confuse dominance with control, coercion, or emotional manipulation (looking at you, Christian Grey). These men would make damn sure that any dynamic was mutual, safe, and empowering—not just about power for its own sake.
🔥 Playful Answer:
These men would absolutely ruin lives (in the best way possible). They have ridiculous presence, they walk into a room and every nerve ending in a 10-mile radius is on alert. A simple glance, an arched brow, a deliberate pause in speech—and suddenly everyone is thinking sinful thoughts. They don’t need to spell out their authority; it’s just there. They could give an order with a single look, and somehow, people would thank them for it.
1. Lord John Grey (Outlander): The actual blueprint for healthy dominance. The Standard. The Cravat-Clad Heartbreaker. He embodies control, respect, and unwavering devotion. The eyebrow game alone could end dynasties. The man has spent decades being polite to people he could outclass in three languages. 10/10, the Dom King.
✅ Serious Answer:
Actual Understanding of Consent & Boundaries – John is all about honor and respect. He wouldn’t just throw around the word "consent" while blatantly ignoring it (cough Christian cough). He values clear communication and would never manipulate or coerce someone into something they’re uncomfortable with.
Emotional Maturity & Self-Control – John may be passionate, but he is never reckless. He knows when to hold back, when to be gentle, and when to push only if it's welcome. He doesn’t impose his desires on others in a toxic or controlling way—he actually listens to the people he cares about.
Trust & Emotional Safety – One of the biggest failings of Christian Grey (among many) is that he weaponizes control as a way to manipulate and isolate Ana. Lord John? He would never. He respects boundaries and prioritizes emotional safety above all. He wouldn’t punish someone out of spite or his own insecurities.
Not a Walking Red Flag – Unlike a certain billionaire with an abusive childhood backstory that is somehow supposed to justify his behavior, Lord John has also suffered tremendously in his past, but he doesn’t use it as an excuse to treat people like property. He actually grows from it, strives to be a good person, and values his partners.
Power Without Abuse – John is in positions of authority throughout his life (as a British officer, as a governor, as a nobleman), but he never abuses that power. If anything, he’s constantly aware of how power can be misused (cough British Empire cough) and makes a conscious effort to avoid being that guy. If he were a Dom, he’d approach it from a place of mutual trust and respect—not fragile ego and control.
The Man Knows Restraint – Let’s be real: if John had wanted to abuse his power at any point in his life, he could have. But he doesn’t. He is the definition of control without cruelty—and that’s the core difference. He is protective, but never possessive. Assertive, but never domineering in the way that strips away autonomy.
He’s an Excellent Listener – One of the biggest aspects of a healthy Dom/Sub relationship is communication. John, despite all his personal struggles, is an exceptional listener. He doesn’t just hear words; he understands meaning, intent, and the emotion behind them. He’d never steamroll over someone else’s needs just to fulfill his own.
🔥 Playful Answer:
He would actually read the contract first instead of just using it as an aesthetic prop.
He owns a cravat collection—so the man clearly knows a thing or two about aesthetics, presentation, and fashionably applied restraint.
He has the best bedside manner—comforting and commanding.
He’s survived Jamie Fraser-level sexual tension for decades—if that doesn’t prove self-control, what does?!
He’s got a British accent, which automatically makes orders sound 300% sexier (I don’t make the rules).
He would actually give aftercare instead of just sulking in a corner like a petulant child.
He has the patience of a saint (see: every conversation he has ever had with Jamie Fraser).
He can command a room with a single look—and you know he’d be an expert at the “wait-for-it” pause.
The only man on this list who could make both men and women weak in the knees by simply unbuttoning a coat.
He has a sense of humor, and we all know teasing is half the fun.
Final Verdict?
Yes, Lord John Grey would be infinitely better at any role requiring trust, restraint, and authority than Christian Grey ever could be. If he were involved in that scene, he’d be the kind of Dom that actual experienced subs in the community would respect—because it wouldn’t be about control, it would be about mutual trust, pleasure, and communication.
And the worst part? HE’S NOT EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER. He’s just out here casually flexing while other men are struggling to hold a single emotionally mature conversation. Like, Christian Grey is out here throwing tantrums over contracts and control, while Lord John is navigating political intrigue, war, deep unrequited love, fatherhood, betrayal, and literal time travelers with nothing but a raised eyebrow and a well-placed witticism.
He doesn’t need to prove anything. The respect, the power, the quiet control—it’s all just there. He doesn’t demand it, doesn’t manipulate it—he doesn’t hesitate in his authority, and that’s what makes him so damn good at it. No weird power complex, no insecurity—just a man who understands control and wields it responsibly.
Christian Grey wishes he could be one-eighth of the man Lord John Grey is. Honestly, Lord John would take one look at Christian Grey and just sigh. He wouldn’t even need to say anything. He’d just tilt his head slightly, give that unreadable little half-smile, and Christian would feel deep, existential shame without even knowing why.
And we’d all just sit back, sip our metaphorical tea, and nod like, Yeah. That’s about right. ☕😭
2. Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow TV Series): Peak Historical Gentleman with Devastatingly Intense Loyalty™. This man ASTRAL PROJECTED HIS SOUL to find his partner when she was lost in an alternate dimension. Like, sorry, but what kind of next-level, devoted, supernatural, soulmate shit is that?? 9.8/10, Dedication? Unmatched.
✅ Serious Answer:
Old-school manners meet intense devotion. Ichabod is the ultimate gentleman, but make no mistake—his authority is effortless. He wields dominance through respect, emotional intelligence, and deeply attuned partnership dynamics. Also, has literally astral-projected his soul across dimensions to find his partner.
A Scholar of Everything – Ichabod would literally read every book on the subject before he even considered stepping into the role.
Old-School Gentleman Vibes – You can bet he’d write you handwritten letters about his devotion. He is never condescending. He is patient - this man woke up in the 21st century after a 250-year nap and adjusted remarkably well. You just know he would be calm, controlled, and deeply attuned to his partner’s needs.
Always Curious, Never Complacent – He respects intelligence above all else. He loves learning, respects knowledge, and values deep conversations. A relationship with him would never be boring.
Strict But Tender – He’s a former soldier with an unshakable sense of duty, but he’s also an absolute sap once he cares about someone. He will move heaven and earth (literally) to keep them safe and happy.
And the best part? He does not need to be controlling or cruel to command respect. He is firm but kind, authoritative but gentle. He is an old-world gentleman wrapped in a modern-day storm of chaos and war. He will literally fight demons, soldiers, and time itself for the people he cares about.
The man woke up in the future, lost everything he ever knew, and still made sure his first priority was respecting and protecting his partner. Didn’t understand modern customs? Still polite as hell. Thrown into supernatural chaos? Adapted like a king. Faced with the literal apocalypse? Would rather die than let his partner face it alone.
Christian Grey is out here tracking Anastasia’s phone like a creep because he thinks “romance” is controlling what she eats.
Ichabod Crane? He’s transcending time and space because his partner was in danger and he couldn’t bear to be without her. He didn’t need contracts or rules to exert control—because true dominance is about trust, not ownership. And Ichabod? He earns devotion without ever demanding it.
Plus, can we talk about his sheer poetic energy? Like, this man will quote Milton, recite Shakespeare, and call you ‘my beloved’ with a voice that drips pure honey. “You are my tether.” “I would cross the veil itself to find you.” “We are bound, you and I, across time, across fate itself.”
Like, Sir. SIR. HOW DARE YOU?? Meanwhile, every modern man is like, "Oh, I can't text back too fast, she'll think I'm desperate."
Ichabod would call forth the spirits of the underworld if you didn’t respond within the hour. 💀
🔥 Playful Answer:
His exasperation with modern nonsense alone gives him immeasurable Dom energy. If he ever whispered something in perfectly enunciated 18th-century diction, it would be over for everyone.
Has a deep, intellectual way of speaking that makes everything sound sensual. Speaks like he’s delivering Shakespearean monologues at all times.
Will write you poetry and sword fight at dawn.
Eyebrow game is lethal.
Would wear a cravat unironically while chastising you for “improper conduct,” and then turn around and lecture you mid-scene about the etymology of the word "submission."
3. Wolverine/Logan (X-Men): The reluctant but deeply devoted Dom. Would ruin you emotionally and physically but also tuck you into bed after. 9.3/10 – Primal, Rugged, No-Bullshit Dominance. If you like it rough, it’s game over.
✅ Serious Answer:
Wolverine is not about power—he’s about trust. He hates the idea of taking control from someone else, but if you trust him, he will fight the universe itself to protect you. He is all about consent, self-awareness, and restraint. Would 100% be a respectful, emotionally aware Dom.
Fiercely Protective, But Respects Independence – He will fight to the death for you, but he also lets you be your own person.
Honest To A Fault – Logan doesn’t play mind games—he tells you how it is. Has lived too long to play games—if you’re his, you’re his.
Understands Pain & Healing – He’s been through hell, but he doesn’t take it out on others.This man lives and breathes protective, brooding, tragic hero energy. He’s the definition of “I’m a monster, stay away from me” while simultaneously threatening to rip out the throats of anyone who even looks at his love interest the wrong way.
Trust Issues? Yes. But He Works Through Them – He doesn’t manipulate—he guards his heart but still learns to trust. Unlike Christian Grey, Logan doesn’t need control—he needs trust.
🔥 Playful Answer:
It’s the growl. No fancy tricks, no gimmicks—just raw, physical power and an almost instinctual need to take care of you. The way he lights a cigar like he’s got all the time in the world. The ruggedness, the sheer casual strength. Also, jeans and a tank top should not be this powerful.
The patience to go slow when you need it. The ability to absolutely ruin you when you ask.
Could pin you with one hand and/or just by calling you 'Darlin',.
Literally immortal. Can't be hurt. Never gets tired.
Animalistic, but never careless. Men have tried to break him with torture, experimentation, and warfare. You could probably do it with a hand on his jaw and direct eye contact. He'd never admit it. He’s lived with pain, he knows what it means to break—he wouldn’t let you shatter unless you wanted to.
4. Aragorn (Lord of the Rings): The king of patience, power, and gentle authority. Soft Dom™ Energy. He commands armies, ghosts, and hearts with the same quiet intensity. 9/10, would quote Elvish poetry mid-scene.
✅ Serious Answer:
The most reluctant, yet deeply natural leader in existence. Aragorn doesn’t wield authority because he craves power—he does it because he knows it’s his responsibility to care for others. He has patience for days, an insane amount of self-restraint, and would never demand submission—he inspires it. A man who could literally say “I do not command you” and still have you on your knees without even thinking about it.
Absolute Mastery of Boundaries & Consent – Aragorn is a king, a warrior, and a leader, but never once does he impose his will on others. He understands power but never misuses it. If he ever stepped into a Dom role, it would be by invitation only.
Deep Emotional Intelligence – He recognizes when people need space, when they need guidance, and when they need unwavering support. He’d actually respect a safe word.
Patient & Considerate – Aragorn waits literal decades for Arwen’s decision to be with him. He would never coerce or manipulate someone into anything. He is the definition of earned trust and devotion.
Knows How to Lead Without Control – He doesn’t need power to feel validated. He’s humble, protective, and makes everyone feel safe in his presence.
🔥 Playful Answer:
This man walked into Helm’s Deep, did the classic slow-motion dramatic door push, and everyone collectively lost their minds. The commanding energy in battle? He exudes the kind of dominance that has entire species ready to die for him. Can you imagine that deep, commanding voice saying anything remotely authoritative? Goodbye, world.
Wears leather like it was made for him (because it was). Already has the "rugged, leather-clad aesthetic"—no billionaire suits needed.
Has the "mysterious, brooding king energy" down to a science.
He’d never send a helicopter to stalk you; he’d ride across Middle-earth on horseback to see you instead.
The man is literally descended from kings but still washes his own hair in rivers. That’s respect.
If you don’t think the "You bow to no one" scene wasn’t a Dom moment™, we watched different movies.
5. Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead): Rugged, Quiet, devoted without being possessive. Built for Survival Dom. He’s got the "protector who doesn’t think he deserves nice things" energy. 8.7/10, wouldn't call himself a Dom, but oh, he is.
✅ Serious Answer:
Daryl is the ultimate proof that dominance is not about control—it’s about protection, patience, and devotion. He has absolute respect for autonomy, never pressures anyone, and communicates without words better than most people do with full sentences. He doesn’t assume power; he earns trust through consistent actions. Plus, that demisexual energy? He doesn’t bond easily, but when he does, it’s ride or die (literally).
Deeply Protective, Never Possessive – Daryl will defend you with his life but never treat you like property.
Survivor’s Loyalty – He’s been abandoned, beaten down, and betrayed—but he would never take that out on his partner. He values love because he knows what it means to go without.
Listens More Than He Talks – Daryl isn’t a man of many words, but when he does speak, it matters. That’s exactly the kind of careful attention you need in this kind of relationship.
Strong, But Gentle – He literally cuddles a baby while covered in Walker blood. If that doesn’t tell you everything, I don’t know what does.
🔥 Playful Answer:
Let’s be honest—Daryl barely has to open his mouth before people start imagining things. He’s out here being all silent, broody, and competent, and people are just handing over their souls. Also, arms, crossbow, that rare soft voice he does when he cares?? Good. Luck.
He would grunt instead of using a safe word. And you’d just know exactly what he means.
The man can track anything—including your limits, body language, and exactly when to pull back or push forward.
Will literally carry you bridal-style (or piggy-back) through an apocalypse.
That crossbow accuracy? Precision carries over. You figure out the rest.
He would never forget aftercare. Might not call it that, but you’re getting wrapped in his jacket and fed canned peaches like royalty.
Growls in your ear, then denies it ever happened. (“I don’t growl.” Yes, you do, Daryl.)
Soft Dom energy until provoked. Then it’s all rough hands, intense eye contact, and that low Southern drawl telling you exactly what to do.
Would 100% call you "Sunshine" while wrecking your whole existence.
Dirty talk? He’s a man of few words, but when he speaks, oh, he makes it count.
Post-apocalyptic survival has made him very… resourceful. Restraints? He can improvise.
And the biggest reason?
Daryl Dixon has the Last Good Man™ energy in a world gone to hell.
If this man lets you in, you are treasured, protected, and worshiped.
6. Kristoff (Frozen): Consent King, reindeer enthusiast, Sweet Himbo With a Secret Edge. 8.6/10, The sweetest, most considerate Service Dom you’ll ever meet.
✅ Serious Answer:
Kristoff is a consent king. He doesn’t push, pressure, or make demands. He supports, listens, and knows that dominance doesn’t mean control—it means being a partner. Also, emotionally intelligent, secure in his masculinity, and deeply kind.
Consent King of Disney – He literally asks, "Can I kiss you?" in Frozen 1. That alone makes him miles ahead of Christian Grey.
Knows How to Handle Strong, Independent Partners – Anna is a force of nature, and Kristoff supports her without ever trying to control her.
Massive, But The Softest Ever – Big, strong, and rugged, but sings songs about love, respects emotions, and is always gentle.
The Literal Definition of “Does What Needs to Be Done” – This man carries ice blocks for a living, adopts a reindeer, and would take care of you effortlessly. “I’m here, what do you need?” is his entire approach to life.
🔥 Playful Answer:
The himbo energy. The respectful but rugged confidence. Also, let’s be honest—a man who talks to reindeer like they’re people probably knows how to read emotions better than most actual humans
If you asked him to rough you up a little? He’d hesitate, blush, then get way too into it once he sees how much you like it.
Genuinely funny and would make you feel comfortable. Will let you take charge…right up until the moment he doesn’t.
Looks like a soft cinnamon roll but is actually terrifyingly strong.
Big, warm, solid—like a human weighted blanket that can also throw you over his shoulder with no effort. Would absolutely say, “You cold? Here, take my coat,” without hesitation.
7. Thor (MCU): The Softest Brute™ Golden Retriever Energy Meets Godly Dom Energy. A walking powerhouse of physicality, dominance, and boundless enthusiasm. He’s powerful, loyal, and would absolutely cradle you like a goddess. But sometimes too focused on punching first, smirking second. 8.5/10, would call you "darling" in the middle of a battle.
✅ Serious Answer:
Thor is a protector through and through. He doesn’t wield power for himself—he wields it to keep others safe. He is attentive, generous, and deeply respectful of boundaries. He might be a god, but he’d never make you feel small. He also understands the responsibility of strength and would never use it recklessly.
Powerful But Never Abusive – The man literally has the power of gods and still apologizes when he accidentally hurts someone.
Loyal To His Core – If you’re his, you are his forever. There is no doubt, no second-guessing. Goddess-tier praise would make you feel like a literal deity. He would worship his partner, making sure they felt pleasured, protected, and powerful all at once. If you’re with Thor, you are a queen, a warrior, a radiant being of the cosmos."By the stars, you are magnificent."
Deeply Affectionate – He is a golden retriever in god form and would shower you in praise, gifts, and protection.
Never Takes Himself Too Seriously – Even when he’s a literal god, he isn’t arrogant or controlling. Laughs in bed. Not in a mocking way, but in a joyous, living-in-the-moment, thrilled-to-be-here way.
Aftercare would be legendary—he would hold you close, whisper soft reassurances, probably braid your hair if you let him. Literal golden retriever energy.
🔥 Playful Answer:
Thor’s sheer physical presence alone is enough to make knees weak. Overwhelming power that needs to be reeled in sometimes, but soft-hearted and might need a steady hand to keep him focused.
Has an actual magic hammer and knows how to use it.
His deep, booming voice, the way he laughs with his whole chest, and the fact that he’s just effortlessly powerful? Devastating.
Would call you “darling” in a way that make's your soul leave your body.
Could probably throw you across the room in a moment of passion, but would be very gentle about it afterward.
8. Chief Jim Hopper (excluding season 3, Stranger Things): Absolute King of Daddy™ Energy. The best combination of firm and soft—he has the presence of a man who could be terrifying but would rather just hold you close after a long day. 8.3/10, Gruff, protective, full-body restraint levels of strength. Would low-key worship you.
✅ Serious Answer:
Hopper is the reluctant protector with a heart of gold. He comes across as tough and stubborn, but at his core, he’s deeply devoted, intensely protective, and fiercely loyal. He might struggle with emotional expression, but he would move heaven and earth for the people he loves. The kind of Dom that would absolutely throw someone through a wall for disrespecting his partner.
Knows How to Balance Toughness & Softness – Hopper looks rough around the edges, but he’s a total softie for the people he loves.
Incredibly Protective Without Being Controlling – He respects agency. He fights for the people he cares about but never treats them like they’re fragile or weak.
A Man Who Learns & Grows – He has flaws, but he actively works on them. Unlike Christian Grey, he doesn’t use trauma as an excuse to be toxic. Might take a while to soften up, but damn, once he does? Unstoppable.
Devoted & Loyal to a Fault – Hopper isn’t afraid to sacrifice for love. He would never ghost, gaslight, or play mind games.
🔥 Playful Answer:
Hopper has that quiet, simmering dominance— the commanding presence, the effortless authority. He’s the kind of man who leans on a doorway, takes one slow drag of a cigarette, and suddenly, people are making questionable decisions.
Calls you "kid" affectionately, until one day, it isn’t kid anymore.
Built like a brick wall and could manhandle you effortlessly.
That deep, gravelly voice is criminally attractive (and also really comforting). Is absolutely the type to grumble “Jesus Christ” when you push his buttons just to get a rise out of him.
Would absolutely light a cigarette and make some smart-ass remark right after. Wears a leather jacket and also flannel – peak levels of control, intimidation, and dominance.
9. Loki (MCU, Assuming No Universal Domination Plans) – The Mind-Game Master. The Sly Fox of the Dom World. In a "reformed trickster" scenario? That dark, hypnotic voice + piercing gaze + dangerous intelligence? Wrecked. 8.2/10, would make you beg just to smirk and walk away.
✅ Serious Answer:
Loki is an intellectual dom, let’s just get that out of the way. He doesn’t just want obedience—he wants you to understand why you’re obeying. He values wit, sharp minds, and knowing that submission is an exchange, not a demand. Yes, he can be chaotic, but if he ever truly committed to someone, he would be relentless in knowing exactly how to make them feel seen, challenged, and deeply satisfied.
Master of Control, But Knows When to Let Go – Power dynamics are EVERYTHING to him. He thrives on the balance of control, always testing limits but never overstepping, but Loki understands power intimately. He knows how to wield it responsibly when he actually cares.
Respects Intelligence & Strength – He’s drawn to people who challenge him, he’d never want a submissive partner who blindly follows orders. He's the kind of Dom who demands intelligence from his partner—if you can’t challenge him mentally, he’s out.
Surprisingly Gentle When It Counts – Loki acts cold and untouchable, but he is capable of deep, genuine care when he lets himself.
Silver-tongued and knows it. Every touch would be calculated, every word perfectly chosen to get inside your head before he even laid a hand on you. He’d be endlessly fascinated by his partner—studying them, learning them inside and out, making sure he knew exactly what made them tick.
Would Make It Theatrical As Hell – Everything he does has flair, elegance, and drama. If he were a Dom, it would be an event.
Aftercare would be lowkey sweet, but he’d never make a big deal out of it. He’d act like it was nothing, but he’d always make sure you were comfortable and content before he left your side. "You need rest, darling. You’ll thank me in the morning."
🔥 Playful Answer:
Loki could command someone into submission with just a slow, deliberate smirk. He’s got mischievous energy, the impeccable suit game, and the voice. His whisper alone could rewrite entire moral codes. If he ever said "Kneel," some people might just do it out of instinct.
Can literally shape-shift. Endless possibilities.
If he’s not trying to take over the world, he’s probably taking over you.
Master manipulator, but makes it seductive. 10/10 would ruin your life in the best possible way.
A tease to end all teases. He’d draw things out, make you beg before he even thought about delivering.
10. Sam Wilson (MCU, Falcon/Captain America 2.0): Communicates better than 99% of men. The Respectful but Smug Dom Who Knows He’s Got It. Sam commands a room with sheer presence alone. He’s protective, calculated, and effortlessly charming. He has that subtle control where you don’t even notice he’s running things until it’s too late. 8/10, would smirk at you until you folded.
✅ Serious Answer:
King of Communication – Sam is the guy you talk to when you need a reality check. He listens. He validates. He understands that relationships thrive on open, honest dialogue. Sam listens—like, really listens. The kind of guy who remembers things you said in passing three weeks ago and then applies them perfectly.
Biggest Consent King in the MCU – The man is literally a therapist for veterans. He would never push someone past their boundaries in any context. Post-session care would be god-tier. Blankets, snacks, forehead kisses, "You good, baby? Need anything?"
Loyal & Protective, Without Being Overbearing – He will go to war for you, but he won’t smother you. He’ll trust you to handle yourself but always have your back.
Words of affirmation king. No one is leaving a session with Sam Wilson without feeling deeply loved, desired, and cherished in the most genuine way. Would make it all feel so effortless—the way he commands the room, keeps everything in check, and somehow manages to both tease and reassure you at the same time.
Sense of Humor = Top Tier – There’s a reason Sam is so well-loved. He knows how to make you feel safe, respected, and cared for, all while making you laugh.
🔥 Playful Answer:
Sam has that laid-back dominance that catches people off guard. He’ll smirk, crack a joke, and then suddenly switch tones, and you’re done for.
You know he’d call you "sweetheart" at just the right moment.
Has wings and can literally pick you up and fly you places.
Also, that voice? That perfect mix of warmth and authority? Sir.
He's playful yet commanding - he’s the Dom who laughs at your sass before putting you in your place.
11. Steve Harrington (Stranger Things): Soft Dom energy, but will wreck you when pushed. 8/10 He’s the youngest on the list, but he’s learning fast—give him five more years, and he’ll be unstoppable. Hot babysitter turned Dom-in-training.
✅ Serious Answer: Why Steve Harrington Would Be a Better Dominant
Would Literally Die for You – The man has thrown himself in harm’s way for the kids and his friends countless times. Imagine what he’d do for someone he was actually with.
Unironically a Feminist King – Steve grew from a shallow jock into a man who genuinely respects and values the women in his life.
He Understands Emotional Safety – Steve has grown from a self-absorbed teenager to a fiercely protective and emotionally intelligent young man who genuinely respects and values the women in his life. He has proven time and again that he is someone who makes his partners feel safe, both physically and emotionally. Unlike Christian Grey, who thrives on control and manipulation, Steve makes sure that the people he cares about have agency in their own lives.
Actual Growth & Self-Awareness – Steve starts off as a cocky, immature playboy, but instead of doubling down on toxic behavior (cough Christian cough), he actually learns from his mistakes. He listens, adapts, and evolves. If he were ever in a Dom/Sub dynamic, he’d put in the work to understand his partner’s needs rather than using them as an emotional crutch.
Affectionate & Communicative – If there’s one thing we know about Steve, it’s that he loves love. He’s affectionate, openly expresses his feelings (even when it’s awkward), and actively wants to connect. He wouldn’t rely on cryptic ultimatums or emotional distance—he’d just talk to his partner like a mature adult.
Power Without Possession – Christian Grey wants to own his partners; Steve wants to support them. He would never manipulate someone into staying with him out of fear, financial control, or trauma bonding. If Steve’s partner ever wanted to leave, he wouldn’t pull a "No one else will love you like I do." He’d just say, "If you need to go, I get it… but I hope you don’t."
He Knows How to Put Others First – Steve literally became a makeshift single dad to a bunch of kids on accident and ended up being better at it than half the actual parents in Hawkins. He is patient, gentle when needed, but firm when the situation calls for it. If he were in a Dom role, you know he’d make sure his partner’s needs always came first.
He’s Protective, But Not Controlling – Steve will absolutely throw hands for his loved ones, but he does it out of genuine care, not because he thinks he owns them. Unlike Christian Grey, who isolates and stalks Ana under the guise of “protection,” Steve trusts his partners to make their own choices—while still being the first one to back them up if they need him.
Steve Harrington: Soft Dom Energy™ – Steve would not be the kind of Dom who demands perfection or obedience. He’d be the kind who checks in constantly, makes sure his partner feels comfortable, and lowkey melts every time they tease him back. He’s not about control—he’s about connection.
🔥 Playful Answer: Why Steve Harrington Would Make a Way Better Dom
The biggest golden retriever energy of any man on this list.
Would absolutely talk you through things in the gentlest, most reassuring voice.
He already has "The Hair"—he knows the power of presentation.
He definitely has a praise kink ("You're doing amazing, babe!").
He’s great with his hands—baseball bat? Ice cream scoops? folding clothes? He’s got it covered.
Would absolutely tie you up, but only after thorough research so he does it correctly.
He thrives on physical affection—he would be all about aftercare.
He wants to be called Daddy (but only unironically, because he is in fact a dad to half of Hawkins).
He’d absolutely be the type to say, "Hey, you good? You need water?" every five minutes.
He has the best puppy dog eyes on the planet—if you turned the tables on him, he’d 100% fold.
Would never punish you in a cruel way, but he’d have creative consequences. He’s not about pain; he’s about pleasure—Steve is here to worship, not torment.
Would absolutely tie you up, but only after watching a how-to tutorial so he does it correctly.
Self-deprecating, but in a charming way – would check in with you every two seconds to make sure you’re having fun.
The king of casual dominance: the hand on the small of your back? The low, teasing voice in your ear? Yeah.
Would go absolutely feral if you touched his hair in the right way.
Would never punish you in a cruel way, but he’d have creative consequences.
Uses humor as a defense mechanism but would melt the second you tell him you trust him.
Bonus points: Would definitely end up in a “who’s the real Dom?” standoff with Eddie Munson, just for the drama of it.
12. Steve Rogers / Captain America (MCU): The Ultimate Protector Dom™ If there was ever a man who embodied “safeword respected, boundaries honored, and aftercare is essential”—it’s Steve. The softest dom to ever dom.
✅ Serious Answer:
Steve Rogers is the definition of responsible dominance. He values communication, trust, and mutual respect. He does not demand submission—he earns it through sheer integrity. He has ironclad self-control, would never manipulate, and understands that power is a privilege, not a right. He is the embodiment of protective but never possessive.
100% Trustworthy – Steve is the kind of man who, when he says he’ll protect you, actually means it.
Understands Power & Responsibility – He doesn’t just follow rules—he understands why rules exist. He’d be hyper-conscious of his size and strength, making sure his partner felt 100% in control at all times.
Pure, Unwavering Devotion – When he loves, he loves for life. He’d be deeply in tune with his partner’s emotional needs—he’d never just check in physically, but emotionally too.
Will Always Put Your Needs First – The man jumped on a grenade before he even had superpowers. If he even thought you were hesitating for a second, he’d pause everything and be like, "You sure, sweetheart? We don’t have to do this tonight. We don’t have to do this at all. It’s your call." And now everyone is blushing.
🔥 Playful Answer:
America’s ass and the ultimate gentleman. Steve Rogers could whisper “Ma’am” and people would black out. He walks in, sets his jaw, crosses his arms, and suddenly no one remembers how to function. He’s got old-school chivalry mixed with battlefield authority, and that combination is lethal. Also, that uniform? Illegal.
Would make consent the hottest thing you’ve ever heard.
Exudes "quiet, commanding strength," but might apologize after making you see stars, would insist on proper aftercare like a gentleman.
Could literally bench press you.
The moral backbone of a saint but the strength of a god.
Beast (Beauty and the Beast): The Redemption Arc Dom. The man who had to unlearn everything before he could earn anything. 8.4/10 — Would burn down his entire enchanted castle and rebuild it to your specifications if you asked nicely.
(Disclaimer: Pre-arc Beast is not on this list. Isolation, emotional volatility, and imprisonment are not romantic. We are specifically discussing the man who let her walk out the door.)
✅ Serious Answer:
Beast is arguably the most important entry on this list because his entire arc is the argument. He starts as everything a Dom should never be — controlling, volatile, emotionally immature — and through genuine growth, becomes someone worthy of trust. He doesn't change because he demanded Belle submit to him. He changes because she refused to, and he respected that refusal.
Learned Dominance, Not Assumed — Beast had to actively unlearn the idea that power means control. That journey makes him more self-aware than most men who never had to examine themselves at all.
Lets Her Go — This is the whole thing. When Belle needed to leave, he released her. No manipulation, no guilt trips, no helicopters tracking her movements. He loved her enough to prioritize her freedom over his own desperate need. Christian Grey would have locked the door.
Anger Issues Acknowledged and Worked On — He doesn't pretend his volatility doesn't exist. He actively fights it. There's a difference between a man with a temper and a man who uses his temper as a weapon — Beast knows which one he was and refuses to stay that way.
Protective Without Being Possessive — Once he actually earns her trust, his protectiveness comes from devotion, not ownership. He fights for her, not over her.
Gives Without Expectation — The library. He saw what she loved and gave it to her freely, no strings attached, no leverage. Just "this is yours because you deserve it." Christian Grey's gifts always came with conditions.
Earns Devotion Rather Than Demanding It — By the end, Belle chooses him. Fully, freely, with complete agency. That's the only kind of dynamic worth having.
🔥 Playful Answer:
The entire ballroom scene is a Dom moment™ and nobody can tell me otherwise. The man cleaned himself up, put on a suit, and waltzed with the woman who told him to his face that he was rude and unkind. He took the criticism. He showed up better. That's character development AND it's devastatingly attractive.
Gave her an entire library on a random Tuesday. Christian Grey gave Ana a car to monitor her location. The contrast is not subtle.
That voice. That size. The gentleness that exists specifically because he knows exactly how much damage he could do and chooses softness anyway? Goodbye.
The staff literally conspired to help him be better for her. When the enchanted furniture is rooting for your relationship, you're doing something right.
Would absolutely let you win an argument and then stand there looking at you like you hung the moon.
The rose was literally a ticking clock on his emotional growth and he still chose to let her leave. Commitment to her well-being over self-preservation. Unmatched.
Pre-arc Beast was a nightmare. Post-arc Beast would spend the rest of his life making sure you never felt trapped, because he knows exactly what that does to a person.
"Tale as old as time" but make it "man finally figures out that love is not the same as possession."
Final Verdict: The redemption arc is the point. He is living proof that dominance built on control and fear is worthless — and that the same energy, redirected into protection, devotion, and genuine respect, is everything. Christian Grey had every resource in the world and chose to stay exactly who he was. Beast had a literal curse to contend with and still did the inner work.
The enchanted furniture has more emotional intelligence than Christian Grey. We're including Beast.
🚨 Bonus Wild Card: The Horseman of Death from Sleepy Hollow. I don’t know what to tell you. It just makes sense. 🤷♂️
ME: lol, so just to clarify, are you saying the horseman of death would also make a better dom than Christian Grey?
Yes. Yes, I am. And let me explain why:
Serious Answer: Why the Horseman of Death Would Be a Better Dominant Than Christian Grey
Clear Communication, No Manipulative Mind Games – The Horseman is decisive, direct, and does not waste time with unnecessary drama. Unlike Christian, he wouldn't gaslight you—he’d just tell you exactly what he wants.
Unwavering Commitment – Whether it’s hunting Ichabod Crane for 200+ years or fulfilling his dark destiny, the man does not quit. He is loyal, devoted, and doesn’t just cut people off out of insecurity.
Respects Strength in a Partner – The Horseman, despite being a terrifying entity, does not need to break down someone’s will to have power. He thrives on powerful, worthy opponents. Unlike Christian Grey, he doesn’t try to suppress individuality—he wants to meet you at your level.
Zero Fragile Ego Issues – Let’s be real: Christian Grey’s entire personality is built around overcompensating for his insecurities. The Horseman has no such weakness—he knows what he is, owns it, and doesn’t need to abuse power to feel superior.
🔥 Playful Answer: Why the Horseman of Death Would Make a Way Better Dom
Absolutely knows the importance of restraint.
Total control freak, but in a way that’s terrifyingly competent.
Clearly values physical endurance and long-term stamina.
Doesn’t talk much, but when he does, you know it matters.
Can literally track you down no matter where you run—so…commitment.
At the end of the day, a headless supernatural warrior hell-bent on revenge still has more emotional intelligence, self-control, and respect for boundaries than Christian Grey. 🏇💀
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST! Whether you agree with an entry already here but you feel like some qualities were overlooked please add them. Also, I am not in every fandom nor have a read all books, but if your pick has some red flags — note them in parentheses like I did with a couple of mine, then make your case anyway. The bar is Christian Grey. Almost everyone clears it with room to spare.
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