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im not using wojaks. get on my level
Rouxls Kaard is hands down the funniest Deltarune character. Every time he shows up he’s always up to the new dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard of and is somehow consistently inventing new ways to lose at literally everything. Incredible.
once again thinking about how unbelievably compelling claire and kenji would be as a dynamic as the only two people who knew each other Before. kenji and his absentee business-aunt who steals candy from babies. he sticks gum under her desk. daniel never bothers with baby sitters so he’s always free roaming on Her Island. she has beef with a 9 year old because he keeps poking the petting zoo babies in the eye. she’s desperately trying to ban him from places but he’s a nepo baby and simon won’t let her. he loves bothering her because it makes her eye start twitching because she can’t Actually yell at him. and that’s the only version of claire he knows. just like the obnoxious rich brat is the only version of kenji she knows.
and then it happens. they’re both a little kinder and a lot more people weary. he’d see her on the news and scoff because that’s just not who claire is. she doesn’t care about the dinosaurs. she doesn’t even care about other people. he doesn’t believe any of the reformed business woman act.
but she’d hear about the rescue and cry. no amount of settlement money will fix what happened but goddamn she’ll fight for it. won’t put her name on it or try to contact them but she’ll keep them cared for. because it was still Her Park and the evacuation was on them. but they’re also the same age as her nephews. kenji is a year younger than zach and darius is a year older than gray. she almost sent them both there with the kids. and maybe she should’ve because she’d have never left the island without them.
and then dinosaurs are on the mainland and claire’s being investigated by the fbi. they never find anything concrete enough to nail her but everyone’s suspicious. he doesn’t even know how to feel. the claire he knew didn’t give a damn about any of this. but apparently she’s somehow involved in saving them all from the island? it doesn’t make any sense. and his girlfriend is obsessed with it. she says there was an auction. maybe even another hybrid. it’s just too much and kenji wants to hear about none of it.
she doesn’t think about him much. she wonders if she should maybe check in because she did know daniel for years and he was never a pleasant guy and she knows what that’s like. it must’ve been hard to see the trial go on and on. but she doesn’t. she’s got her mission and then she’s got her daughter. it’d just set them both back to reach out.
and then there’s another global conspiracy. there’s a massive dinosaur market and biosyn is making dinosaurs and there are giant bugs. they’re both witnesses to the case and maybe just maybe they’re in the crowd sharing a glance
Your laughing but this is literally tumblr
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Art Fight Revenge for Wiles !
I was itching to draw a therapsid this year
“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately
What is prev to you?
the smell of woodsmoke in the dark
sunlight glittering on drifts of snow
opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio
daisies in a mason jar
the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast
blank notebook with a leather cover
a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass
a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight
playlist that makes sense to no one else
yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river
silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets
a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway
"Tenna is so violent!" "Tenna is never violent!" May I direct everyone to a third, much funnier option: Tenna is occasionally violent but it's all Looney Tunes type shit. He catches a bunch of pippins gambling backstage instead of doing their jobs? Grabs one, clasps his hands together to make the pipin into the shape of a bowling ball, then perfectly bowls it down the center into all the other pipins who are scattered like bowling pins. They all stand up with swirls in their eyes before shaking it off, laughing at Tenna as they scatter back to work. A shadowguy goes off script into an impassioned solo in the middle of a show, so Tenna puts one finger into the sax and it makes the top part explode when blown into, and the shadow guy is shown with his hat blown off and little music notes swirling around his head like old school stars to show he's dizzy. All the other shadowguys are laughing in saxophone sound effects at him as Tenna gets the show back on track. A Jongler turns off the volume at a wrong moment ruining a scene with confetti canons for the third time, so Tenna grabs him and shoots him out of a canon into the snowy area outside. The jongler does a Goofy-style scream all the way to where it lands- leaving a perfect silhouette in the snow when it does. With that out of the way Tenna adjusts his tie and- what do you MEAN everyone wants a turn to be shot out of the canon into the snow now-
Using the stage hook to get ppl off stage when they're on past cue, shocking them with electricity leaving them doing the silly poses with x-ray effects and frazzled fur/hair/clothes afterwards, stomping on them leaving them as silly shoe-shaped splats on the floor that someone peels off before shaking them back to normal- all done with that streak of Mean we can see in Tenna, but its all so silly & funny/causes so little actual discomfort which is why no one is actually scared of this man after the fact.
stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is
hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵
A bunch of (nonimportant) npcs you could possibly be
I made a which npc are u quiz :)
Tag or reblog with who you get im curious hehehe
50 people managed to get trashy and its the most gotten result by far 😭
are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.
Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.
So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.