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dopamineforthedepraved

Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun

2018

totallyskelebones

pmamtraveller

Omar Rayyan - Little Darlings

depsidase

securityunit-ese

.....free dog breeding simulator

The goal is to make the most low genetic variety dog possible, which is actually pretty hard as you get a limited amount of time to breed to the standard.

(You get assigned a random dog at the start who becomes "the standard" and you have to try and breed as close to that dog as possible)

However new random genetic dogs will enter your park and start randomly breeding so you gotta close the gate...but then they become too inbred and start becoming deformed and dying young. Dogs can be culled by yeeting them over the fence.

Here's some fucked up banana mutants because I could.

The creator kindly explains the wacky genetics behind it, which NGL despite no basis in reality they are way more fun than most breeding games out there

thisblogisfortherats

How could you do this to me

Customer: ALL FAMILY MEMBERS INITIALS FREDDY,ULYSSIS, KAREN, ADAM, DAVID, URSULA,KENNY DMV: FUCK A DUCK Verdict: DENIED

pastrygeckos

I got the grumple king out yesterday to get some photos, and he was pretty scrunched about it. I offered him a mealworm for his troubles, but he made it known that he wasn't really in the mood (did little crinkle-noises)

thisblogisfortherats

plz dont bother the grumple king, he will be scrunched.

outofeverythingthisnamewasleft

Je chié sur les Aristocrates (I shit on the Aristocrats)

theamazingdalet

my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

sephiramy

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later