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“If I could eat this fire, it would taste like dark chocolate cookies and souls.”
One Nice Bug Per Day
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@thisendsbadly
Out of Context from the Squad
3/?
“If I could eat this fire, it would taste like dark chocolate cookies and souls.”
Out of Context from the Squad
2/?
“I think maybe I should set more things on fire. It just makes life better.”
Out of Context from the Squad
1: “That seems like a plan but involves no stabbing?”
2: “Lack of stabbing, in my opinion, makes it a better plan.”
1: “...I mean, you’re completely entitled to your opinion. But soz, no, gotta stab.”
it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
IT ME AND KATE!
We make the most awesomely fantastic decisions. That is all.
it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
@starrynightfantasies Khan! 😂🐱
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN.
I need to get together at least $1800 by September 1st in order to be able to pay my rent and make a payment on my medical bills. I have been job hunting with no luck for a while now and am down to about $200 to my name. So I’m opening commissions for the first time in years. They’ll stay open until I raise enough money or find a job. Pricing reflects the emergency I’m facing and the effort I will put into your art!
Prices are below. Please send me a message HERE if interested or if you have questions.
Original characters, real people (yourself, loved ones, etc), or fanart is all permitted at the moment. All prices are subject to change depending on degree of complexity. All artwork will be 300dpi, good for printing.
HEADSHOTS: (add an extra character for deep meaningful staring, or a kiss!) headshot sketch – $25 (1 character), $40 (2 characters), $50 (3 characters) headshot lines – $35 (1 character), $55 (2 characters), $70 (3 characters) headshot b&w shaded – $50 (1 character), $75 (2 characters), $95 (3 characters) headshot full paint – $75 (1 character), $110 (2 characters), $140 (3 characters) HALF BODY half body sketch – $35 (1 character), $60 (2 characters), $70 (3 characters) half body lines – $45 (1 character), $75 (2 characters), $100 (3 characters) half body b&w shaded – $60 (1 character), $95 (2 characters), $125 (3 characters) half body full paint – $85 (1 character), $130 (2 characters), $170 (3 characters) FULL BODY full body sketch – $50 (1 character), $80 (2 characters), $105 (3 characters) full body lines – $60 (1 character), $100 (2 characters), $135 (3 characters) full body b&w shaded – $75 (1 character), $125 (2 characters), $170 (3 characters) full body full paint – $100 (1 character), $160 (2 characters), $210 (3 characters) SCENE: Want to see a particular scene from your fanfic, original fiction, etc.? Want a background with specific details? Want to see your characters in a “draw the squad” situation? This is what you want! PLEASE MESSAGE TO NEGOTIATE MULTIPLE CHARACTERS IN A SCENE scene sketch – $75 (1 character), $100 (2 characters) scene lines – $100 (1 character), $150 (2 characters) scene b&w shade – $125 (1 character), $175 (2 characters) scene full paint – $150 (1 character), $200 (2 characters)
Prices reflect the emergency I’m facing and the effort I will put into your art!
Because of the deadline I’m facing, payment will be up front unless you commission something REALLY expensive, in which case we can discuss half up front and half on completion.
Also, even if you can’t commission, if you can reblog and spread the word, I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you all.
You all remember our lovely squaddie Kate, right? She and her kitties need some help right now - if you are able to, please pitch in what you can! You'll get a guaranteed awesome piece of art, too!
So I lost my Skype? Not really... sure what happened there. o_O --Kate, who is allegedly not dead
squad goals
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together
Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.
“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
How about a
tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?
OM NOM NOM NOM.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
Country folk can survive
Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.
@jeonasskook
So what I'm getting from this is that the squad NEEDS this equipment
i was watching aou and i thought that the powerpuff girls theme song would work really well with it
i was not wrong
THIS IS THE PERFECT COMBINATION OMG
“Coulson, permission to beat the shit out of this man?”
- Clint Barton
Tara and Steph confirmed as Clint and Coulson.
LMAO why is this so accurate
I was gonna argue but then I realised I'm pretty sure I've sent that exact message before..
“Coulson, permission to beat the shit out of this man?”
- Clint Barton
Tara and Steph confirmed as Clint and Coulson.
LMAO why is this so accurate
“Coulson, permission to beat the shit out of this man?”
- Clint Barton
Tara and Steph confirmed as Clint and Coulson.