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30 | She/her I reblog things I find even mildly entertaining

[buttercupbabyyy]

he’s so real

(apologies bc idk who the credits for this video go to)

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[catchymemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[throathole]

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

[catchymemes]

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[dogposts]

the lockpicking lawyer of dogs

[dogposts]

they're both so good but which one is better

[homeboygirl]

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

[homeboygirl]

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

[girlnephew]

[teamroscoes]

Formula One ‘21: Turkish grand prix

[vettelton-moved-to-8545-deactiv]

Same mate

[theloudestthoughtz]

may the people i love always stay safe

[wellwaterhysteria]

if i don't get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.

[ashstfu]

(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

[12u3ie]

"fun fact!" i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact

[kittycatcarla]

"Fun fact!" I cheer, before saying something so incredibly unhinged and specific that it is fun just for me and barely a fact

[huffylemon]