Alohomora your legs and I'll Slytherin

Yo. My name is Emily. 6th Year Slytherin (Soon to be transferred to Pigfarts) majoring in Musical Theatre and Horrible History. I come from the land down under. Where us fangirls complain about how far away we are from everyone else, and everyone rides kangaroos, have koalas as pets and get attacked by drop-bears regularly. Something, something, something, Vegemite sandwich? I am currently in training at the G.L.E.E. (Galactic League of Extra-terrestrial Exploration) (Oh, and damn them and their twisted abominations of everything) I have 13 husbands. They are Joe Walker, Brian Holden, Tom Felton, Darren Criss, Troye Sivan, Dan Howell, Tom Hiddleston, David Tennant, Shane Dawson, Mathew Baynton, Andrew Ducote, Tom Hiddleston, and Jeff Blim. While secretly girl-crushing on Lauren Lopez, Jamie Lyn Beatty, Devin Lytle, Denise Donovan, Zoe Sugg, and Carrie Hope Fletcher. I love Synchronised Ice-Skating and my team and I have represented Australia for it. Single… *Forever Alone* I love singing, acting, Disney, Klaine, and my two best friends, Renae and Laura. <3 color="#809966">Team StarKid } THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PERFERENCE { Team StarKid } SLYTHERIN { wear }

[everythingmatters]

this app is truly amazing

[kandykoatedxtc]

[thatlupa]

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍

[thejapaneen]

WOOOOOOOWWWWWW

[mabeltron3000-blog]

FUUUCK 😍✨

[iwillawaken]

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

[picture-of-sophisticated-grace]

The only gif set you will ever need (✿◠‿◠)

[iwillawaken]

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

[biselfesteem]

there’s a special place in heaven for the teachers who make study guides that are exactly like the test

[fl-0-ating]

and also practice tests that are exactly like the test but different names and situations

[gothicprep]

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

[123deletingdarling-deactivated2]

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

[chaseross]

this is seriously a great post 

[iraffiruse]

[mechanical-jewel]

A lobster is smarter than me.

[ceruleancynic]

that’s a mantis shrimp

and it is definitely smarter than me

[vipvictor-deactivated20180416]

whattt??!!!

[vicecommanderhijikata]

It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up. 

[dancingloki]

fucking shrimps i stg

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[catsdogsgifs]

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

[kandykoatedxtc]

[thatlupa]

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍

[thejapaneen]

WOOOOOOOWWWWWW

[mabeltron3000-blog]

FUUUCK 😍✨

[blaineandersuns]

That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.

[lupinmarauds-blog]

So, one boy...

[gender-sexuality-happiness-rage]

[spork]

boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

#crazily enough people can learn and change

Yes he was racist and then he wrote Sneetches (on of my favorite stories) to illustrate how dumb racism is and he also attempted to sue several people who used his quote “a person’s a person no matter how small” as a pro-life slogan because he was prochoice

[everythingmatters]

this app is truly amazing

[megician]

[ludaprilgate]

1st week of 2015: a summary