Little Black Book of Oddities

Anton. Actually Autistic. Canadian. Professional Baby Wrangler. he/him/himself

[widdlepinkpaws]

Sexy!! Tremendously handsome!!

[beccafromaphistory]

Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lot

[littlebabydear]

Anyone else see the sad face tho

[beccafromaphistory]

Haha you’re right! I should have made a joke about that

[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

[catparazzi]

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[sensorymon-deactivated20190603]

Neil banging out the tunes

x x x | x x | x x x

[lilsqueakers]

:/ 

[rams-rodent-world]

what a NAUGHTY BOY

[tinypawpets]

This shows just how important social interaction is for rats. Not only is Neville content getting groomed but look how happy Terra is to be loving on him!! She’s boggling and everything. If your rat doesn’t have a friend, get one! Only another rat can provide this interaction.

[rams-rodent-world]

*claps* rats need other rats

[widdlepinkpaws]

SEEECRETS

[brewerssupplies]

Is it possible to where if I get cremated when I die for my ashes to be made into a dice set? I just want my grandkids to yell fuck you grandpa as they roll their 9th nat 1 in a row and chuck me at a wall.

[systlin]

Have dice carved from your bones.

That would be the most bad ass dice set ever made.

[asnailamongthestars]

My cat steals all unattended dice. My kids would be chasing a black cat around yelling,”let go of mom!”

[systlin]

You say this like it would be a BAD thing

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[mrdsc1010]

Same Energy

[loveratz]

💕🐀 (she’s blowing you a kiss!)

[widdlepinkpaws]

Jungle gym fun for little Baby LunchBox (that is his name!!) 🍼❤️

[widdlepinkpaws]

Handsome boys in the rummage box today!

[widdlepinkpaws]

Praise hi m

[widdlepinkpaws]

Hey!! If your little rattie friends get bored, make them a little fairy garden to play around in!

Feel free to put this on other social media, just credit me!! @widdlepinkpaws ☺️🍼

[whitepeopletwitter]

History repeats itself.

[frikiskrew]

[datagrave]

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

[coredumpproject]

I will always reblog all of these.

[mikeyjamesk]

[mikeyjamesk]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS WAS A GRIPPING NARRATIVE