Yulely Chronicles Of CÆESAR

Gryffindor. INTP. Sanguine. She/Her.

[hayaosmiyazaki]

Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?

[weloveshortvideos]

[carebearpikachu]

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

[elfgnostic-deactivated20170427]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

[yourboymax]

I DIED

[stunningpicture]

Moving out of the apartment

[cecilyjeanne]

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

[zeinfeld]

Sjdjfjdkd why are they using this scene from get out omg

[mojoflower]

“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”

— @areyougonnabe, “The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com” 

[crowfoot]

This article actually really explains why I’m still here after 10 years.

[owlmylove]

“a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine going productively psychotic in its isolation” is my new tindr profile

[virgils-thundercloud]

The roses have bloomed

The ground is muddy

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[glitterhoney2]

[king-cracker]

Me

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

Heavy is the head that wears the crown

[no-chill-at-all]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same. We are all one people, but we live as if divided.

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2005 - 2008)

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

please watch this

source

[antiandrogen]

This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

[mizunocaitlin]

You’re doing them a disservice by not including who they are! These girls are high school students. They are the Tomioka High School Dance Club from Tomioka High School in Osaka. They went viral in Japan when they got runner up in the “All-Japan High School Super Cup Dance-Off” held as part of Yokohama’s summer of dance this summer (August 2017). You’ll know Yokohama’s summers of dance from the regular mass Pikachu dances you see on social media each summer. 

They’ve blown up since then. The promotional video they made at the school has more than 30 million views. They’ve been on tons of TV shows, including performances with Oginome Yoko, the original singer of the song (Dancing Hero (Eat You Up)) that they remixed for their dance. 

This dance routine was riffing off the comedian Hirano Nora and actually includes some of her comedy catch phrases in the remix. (They even got her to join them eventually!) For the uninitiated, one of the most accessible forms of comedy in modern Japanese pop culture are comedians like this who create outlandish SNL type characters and then appear on one or more shows regularly as that character. Hirano Nora’s gimmick is that she’s a woman from the height of Japan’s “bubble economy” era in the 80′s when there were tons of newly wealthy yuppies. This is why the remix is called “Bubbly Dance”. (Compare her to similar comedy character Blouson Chiemi whose gimmick is that she’s a modern, man eating career woman.)

These girls deserve all the fame they’re getting. You can read about them in the Asahi Shinbun and also check out this piece on Akane, their 25 year old coach via Japan Forward. 

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

!!!

[lachonk]

funnyjunk is ok sometimes

[kiwi]

HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

[alwaysiambic]

Judi Dench and Ian McKellen in Macbeth (1976)

[macrolit]

[macrolit]

Happy birthday, Malcolm X (born 19 May 1925)

[funny-tik-toks]

[cerastes]

Living Cartoons

[bunjywunjy]

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS NOT A TOILET for best line of 2020

[iwillnotdieamonster]

[butterflyinthewell]

A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapping and rubbing her shirt) and respond to the music her own natural way. The busker places her hand on the guitar to let her see what is creating the music, and she smiles as he sings to her. They made a connection. That is autism acceptance. Take note. Many autistic people will open up to you like a flower if you gently connect with them in ways that work for them instead of forcing them to connect with you in ways that only work for you. I hope that sweet kid grows up to be a musician or artist! :)

[klubbhead]