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I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

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This is the polar opposite of this:

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Starting a collection

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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

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it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

mothmanliveshere

hey op good news

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Great news even

sirfetchd

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

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vyvilha

i like when people say that the universality of campbell's hero's journey only applies to western mythology/folklore. brother, i am going to hold your hand when i say this... it doesn't apply there too

vyvilha

wonderful things are happening in my mentions

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field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

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these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

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Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

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nadia thing that I forgot I made

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f/m femdom sucks because its all written by men because 98% of the time when a straight woman wants to create a story about a man being dommed she uses another man to do it and then thats just what "men being dommed with a presumed straight female audience" looks like and the idea of female dommes is off-putting to women because every piece of f/m femdom is written by and for men and its just a self perpetuating loop that only us brave bisexual women can fight against

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anyway if you're a woman who enjoys fandom and has a favorite scrunkly blorbo pathetic man who you want to write about or draw about him getting beaten and crying. please consider making a self-insert do it. imagine yourself getting to be the one to give him that black eye. be selfish. let yourself imagine that pleasure. let yourself have power, even just in your fantasies. draw a faceless nameless woman with a physique like you or your friends holding his chin as blood streaks down his face. invent a version of yourself who has the resources or physical power to hurt men for her own pleasure. hold my hand. lets be indulgent together. she can kiss that dom guy you would've used too if you want.

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Please stop he is drowning…..

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Gone forever

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by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

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shipping has a deserved reputation of being able to nuke ppl’s understanding of the source material but i would argue that ppl with intense hate boners for certain ships are very capable of matching them in this regard

ilynpilled

a relationship and dynamic with another character can be a huge component of characters and their development and themes. it may be a fundamental part of their stories. a bias coming from the opposite direction can lead to just as laughable analysis regarding the bigger picture

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