Rebekah

Just a collection of bits and bobs

[catchymemes]

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[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[rederiswrites]

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

[aetherograph]

"but just laying there doing NOTHING is boring what am I supposed to DO?"

Have you considered the good and wholesome hobby of masturbation?

[the-haiku-bot]

Have you considered

the good and wholesome hobby

of masturbation?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

I have a question...

Fuck Dragons!🚫

... Fuck Dragons? 😍

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

[ruinedchildhood]

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[turtletotem]

“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned

“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably

[pigswithwings]

on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do MOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria

[kosmogrl]

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[edwordsmyth]

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[bananonbinary]

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

[myosotis-secunda]

it works there

[adiabat]

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

[adiabat]

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My way of parsing it:

Every Relationship is actually a specific, unique thing. We invented Shorthands, such as Friend or Husband, to help describe recurring motifs in Relationships. But. The labels are simplifications. They will always fail to adequately contain the entirety of the Relationship.

[thisiscooliguessh]

Since gaining friends who I love with my whole entire heart, my focus on romantic love has shifted. I adore my friends and they love me too to a point where of course I miss things like kissing and cuddling in a romantic relationship, but I can actually get a lot of that physical affection from my friends! One of my best friends and I cook each other dinner when the other is busy. There is something so pure about female friendship (plus my two boy friends). I love my friends just as much as I would love a partner, just maybe in a slightly different way. Anyway, kiss your friends, hug your friends, don't be bound by society.

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[henk-heijmans]

Two girls racing sheep on a farm in Cornwall, England (colorization), 1969 - by John Drysdale (1925 - 2016), English

[bleugrrrl]

always reblog

[important-animal-images]

[antarcticconfessions-deactivate]

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

[givemeafuckingjoint]

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

[redmegarex]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rontology]

compiling my favourite responses