bites of porridge

My quest for a happy medium. • art tag • music tag "GLORY STICKS," exlaimed Devin, tearing his hair out of his womanly chest. How can a womanly chest have hair? I don't know. Ask your mother, son.

[bubblenoma]

Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

[allegroalien]

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Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

[aristitty]

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

[b1uecandle]

holy shit

[gkjfnnjkdnvk]

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

[bonequeer]

I feel like this is what doing coke is like…

[fuckingrecipes]

COOK ALL THE THINGS! *whips out knives and fire* VIKING CRY INTO THE DISTAAAAANNNNNCE

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

YUP IM HIGH AS FUCK RN

[bookmad-deactivated20151003]

THIS MAKES ME WANNA KILL A MAN

[asosmenswear]

[nicotinesan]

[subarufag-deactivated20200612]

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

[melochite]

perks of dating me

i’ve got humor

i’m the giggle at a funeral

i know everybody’s disapproval

you should have worshipped me sooner

[milclark]

[thisisembarrassingbye]

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

[algernonmoncrieff]

[smallkenma-deactivated20150202]

transparent “the” from that one episode of spongebob

[minteafresha]

procrastination

[myreverence]

[bonerfart]

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

[thisisembarrassingbye]

dad: whaddya got there, son

son: soy milk

dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

[mrbeniciodeltoro]

[cazadordementes]

[sizvideos]

[gdirtydime19]

Damn I REBLOGGED This so FAST… and will keep doing it…

[rhomeporium]

[6teeth-deactivated20200318]

Somebody’s gonna play her in a movie in 20 years when people start making Selma-esque movies about Ferguson & Police Brutality and this is going to be the direct quote they use bc is so fucking brave and profound and iconic. Lesley McSpadden (and Esaw Garner) are such important women they are such important voices in news media right now

[wvnderlst]

[thisisembarrassingbye]

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