[dankmemeuniversity]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

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whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

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happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

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are you ever distracted and outside your body enough that your mind just isn’t in the present so when you hear yourself respond to things you’re like, damn, whoever is manning the front desk is doing great, they deserve a raise

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it’s also a little bit insulting somehow

like damn normally I’m out here struggling with the trials and tribulations of consciousness trying to craft and maintain a whole social identity against the tides of emotion and intellect

and you’re telling me the autopilot setting is just as competent? fuck off lmao

[ninarexic]

It’s so toxic

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[lithium-poet]

the dichotomy of girlhood

[everythingfox]

Big eyes

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[learnelle]

my moon and stars 💫

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[lunlumo]

dance europe dance

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