This Is My Design (Lily)

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[komedawara-katugenai]

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[thisismydesignlily]

if only we knew 😔

[awrats]

[animejebbush]

h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[lacuna-matata]

[chickenfarmersan]

[meowrightinthekisser]

[thisismydesignlily]

Here I come!

[determinate-negation]

[catchymemes]

[retroactivebakeries]

#this does not fill me with confidence

[jajaneenee]

[enigma-complex]

you kids wanna buy some drugs

[lake-erie]

me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me watching shrek

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[ivsaur]

me seeing my boss at work after hiding in the bathroom for 20 minutes

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked