boiga.

This is not Morgan Freeman's official page.

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[moveslikekeithrichards]

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

[moveslikekeithrichards]

any shit resonates with you people

[thisisnotmorganfreeman]

Punctuation is so important to me.

[effemimaniac]

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

[effemimaniac]

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

[tunisian]

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

[tunisian]

tim kreider was right when he said we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known

[sweatermuppet]

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

[sweatermuppet]

acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)

[pansy2025]

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

[pansy2025]

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

[fairycosmos]

it is what it is *throws up blood*

[fairycosmos]

this isn’t about your little men from your little shows. it’s about ME

[noctude]

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

[nflstreet]

Straight men don’t have ‘slut eras’—they have ‘Quagmire Moments’

[folkloregirlfriend]

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

[bowserwife]

Someone: Sheesh that’s a lot of cigarettes

Me: Well *smiles warmly and rests my hand on my tummy* I am smoking for two right now ☺️

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[mycannibalromance]

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

[sexualremarks]

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women