*lightning strikes in front of me in public*
a girl: that was so scary!!
me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
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@theartofmadeline

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
noise dept.
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
wallacepolsom

#extradirty

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@thisisntacomic
*lightning strikes in front of me in public*
a girl: that was so scary!!
me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
Break means working on that damn mixtape.
Track 2:
Waking Up in the Living Room
I don’t feel at home in; my own skin A stranger in his own home; out roamin’ Can’t sleep lately; my bones are groanin’ I let the cold in when I left the door open
Cuz an open mind was how I tried – to live But when you just take in, man, something’s gotta give Hold up – slow it down You’re grown up – you got this now
I wish that were true I wish I could prove The things that I believe And I can follow through. I’ve prayed cliffhangers And mourned my neighbors And hoped that the kindom Somehow grew, but
I grew up hearing God was on my side And only recently came to realize That means God’s enemies look a lot like mine So when it comes to God’s loyalties, who really decides?
Maybe, God, I’m asking all the wrong questions That’s what adults say when they start to feel tested But I learned interrogation is an excellent method Of cutting through the words to get to the message
So when you say do justice, I wanna go do When you say love mercy, I don’t care for whom When I try to walk humbly Especially when I’m stumbling I don’t wanna recognize myself by the time I’m through.
I just wanna know you and not be afraid To cut the black and white and live in the Grey
(Hook:
Kinda snowy in the backhills of my mind Kinda snowy in the forefront, too Gettin’ colder as I try to find Gettin’ colder as I search for you,
Kinda snowy in the backhills of my mind Kinda snowy in the forefront, too Gettin’ sick as I’m lookin’ for any sign Any sign pointin’ me toward some truth.)
Not sick enough to be sick Not well enough to be well Not smart enough to make it stick Not me enough to be myself
Look, I’m doing a bad job explaining It’s my words and then some I have trouble arranging I’m no longer afraid that something else has replaced me I’ve come to terms thinking that I might be the changeling
But I’d rather be the subject myself Of Capgras delusion than somebody else History shows we don’t treat imposters well, As for America’s God, only time will tell
Cuz I don’t think that the stars and stripes Make for a good picture of the divine Hand over your heart, always blessing the right Always respect the flag and fly it up high
Only Banner I know gets angry and green Evangelicals’ God is more orange and mean I hate to be the one crashin’ the scene But keep Jesus out ya mouth defending DJT
Don’t talk to me about split allegiance No wonder trust is part and parcel to treason I think I’d know an abusive God when I see one And what I know of you I didn’t think that you’d be one
So you gotta be different Though I don’t know how Guess I’m trusting the mystery even more now And I know black and white is bad, but all this supposed grey is choking me out Man it’s choking us out God, it’s choking ‘em out.
(Hook)
I don’t think the voice in the desert was very civil It was policed and silenced and labeled as causing trouble Cuz it’s easier to quiet the voices made to be subtle So I try to stay humble, but don’t mind burstin’ bubbles Don’t you know that’s what prophets do And if I get kicked out of the fam, man that’s prophet shit, too.
Cuz I’m to the point I don’t know where I am Say In God We Trust, but deal with tight hands And say, “Dang, Kevin, this got political fast,” Am I the only one who feels stranger in this land?
So God, I don’t know what’s promised, I’m not angry at you I’m mad at everything else myself included So come quick as you can if that’s in your plan And in the childrens’ lungs put your divine tune.
(I’ll be the thorn in your side, till you die, I’ll be the thorn in your side for always If we sink, we lift our love If we sink, we lift our love.)
*Tyler the Creator voice*
I AIN’T GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
For these Calvinists
baby it’s mold outside
Are you okay
thanks for asking! absolutely not
I just want Malia Obama to get some friends who won’t film her every time she smokes. Nobody in her circle is loyal at all.
None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
Perks of only watching horror movies at home
When homegirl starts going all cannibal, no one's there to get annoyed by my yelling "oh shit! Oh shiiit! OH SHiiiiiiit!" over and over.
Day 372, Spidey speaks his true feelings (Original logo design by the great Mike Mitchell)
Day 375, a tribute to Len Wein. Thanks for all the inspiration.
Pennywise and his boyfriend, The Babadook are off on a date to get crepes and terrorize some kids.
What, didn’t you hear the news?
https://twitter.com/starkrhodey/status/907262073284960257
Lmaooooo 😂😂👌