Priority Mail

Why.

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[rhaella]

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

[gaphic]

because barbie movies slap next question

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

[champagnemanagement]

[blondloki]

Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

[commiegf]

one direction was right… she’s insecure

[composedofnows]

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[thebootydiaries]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[gang-shitt-deactivated20180617]

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

Unless it’s me. Then you fucked up.

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[winefemme-deactivated20180607]

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

[girls-n-vibes]

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[kanyelifevest]

who’s iggy iglesias